Thunder's Schlong

Cool.

Thunder…

When did you start and stop?

Started July 24, 2000 at BigPenis.con, same day that Horse440 started there.

Last active PE is here.

Well thank you for keeping the site going even though you are not PEing anymore. I think everybody really appreciates what you do.

Mixed memories, T?

Not now. :D

The mystery is gone…

Somehow I had just assumed that Thunder never posted about his own PE adventures. Weird.

Special management skills. The quality of this board is no accident.

>The quality of this board is no accident.

Well now that you mentioned it, there was this one time that……

>The mystery is gone…

Somehow I had just assumed that Thunder never posted about his own PE adventures. Weird.

I don’t usually Mr. Goomba. One reason is because I got tired of repeating the same thing over and over, another thing is I don’t want new guys to mistake me for someone that knows what he is talking about. The final straw was a newbie asking me where he could find the Thunder Squeeze exercise. (:

Leave me out of this. :p

And since you wouldn’t tell me, I had to improvise a bunch of different techniques. I finally have it perfected.

After my 4 bowls of chili with raw kidney beans and Dave’s Insanity Sauce, I have it down to where when I jelq, just before I near the glans, I kegel, and clench my butt cheeks together, and let it rip. Not only does it really give some fantastic girth gains, it also keeps my colon quite healthy, and I have almost gotten to the point where I can play the opening chords of “FreeBird” with my asshole.

The only side effect is that every once in a while, when I get an erection, I shit my pants.

Unfortunately, my wife walked in the room, and after donning the clothespin on her nose, said she didn’t want to be married to someone anymore with these self mutilation “issues” and is currently going to the penis reduction site to try find someone who not only hates Mexican food, but is willing to leave alone what evil mother nature bestowed him with.

Now I don’t know whether to sue you, or share in the wealth, should this new, unpatented method take off.

My bologna has a first name, it’s Oscar……

Nice one Thunder! I had only heard the occasional comment from you, but I thought, because of the name of this place, you must have had significant PE experience.

Some point in the past, you (and a group of buddies?) thought “Let’s create a true depositary of PE knowhow” and called it - Thunder’s Place!

That’s pretty much it Doc, a place away from the paysite bullshit.

In the short time I have been here, I have developed a non-sexual man-crush on Thunder, he’s the Man…. Thank you creating and maintaining this site…

Sixer

Oh shit, a stalker, I had better move in the middle of the night …again. (: