greekmartini,
This is so inspirational!
Your god results have made me want to share my real life true story, which is based on a true story, but it is too hot for TV to handle….
I started PE when I was very young, I lied when I posted earlier about starting when I was 16-17, I actually started much younger. I have been PE’ing since my arabic father took me to a jelq parlour back in my home country.
I am sorry for making up lies, I just wanted to fit in… But your story has inspirationalised me. I now have the courage and the scabies and god bless america!
Since you strange people in western cultures don’t have this popular type parlour, I am reduced to doing the exercises fit only for animal servants. This is why I have gained so little in the past few years.
I have tried out many “parlours” but they all just want to massage me, or suck me with pathetically weak mouths. In my country, we use industrial vacuum cleaners and attach them for weeks at a time. This ends in good results, but the noise requires you to wear earplugs at night, and obtain a level 7 jelqers permit, from the wonderful, fabulous, just and fair, equitable, and of course, very very holy government (please don’t kill me).
But at least my dimensions are enough to make my many partners in my harem bleed, that is why I need so many of them, because each time I have sex with one, and rupture her cervix, she needs to spend a month in recovery, after reconstructive surgery. I am not yet at your goal of 14x9, but getting close. Oh wait, I think I was measuring with a yardstick, I will post my measurements when I get an imperial dog ruler that is long enough, maybe I will have to tape two or three together.
I am currently saving up to get at least one of my wives vaginal enhancement surgery. This is where they replace her organs with that of a cow, and remove other organs that are useless to a woman, such as her spleen, bladder, and lower intestine. I am doing this because their “VE” didn’t work. Not even when I forced them to insert whitegoods into themselves all day, would they properly adjust to accomodate me.
So I would say that doing these dog’s exercises have paid off, in the long run. The medical bills are high, but that is the one and only price you pay!!
I am living alone, but I am too poor to afford to buy fabulous american devices. Unfortunately, this will hinder my gains further, and I may even lose a few inches. But lucky for you, if you are going to make a generous offer (Because you’re such a great guy) to take 50% off whatever pills you have access to,cheap, I will buy at least 2-3 from you.
You live at home, AND by yourself? Did you kill your parents? It’s ok, I won’t tell anybody, I killed mine too.
Your fan,
-Secs