Told friend about PE, girl says size does matter...

You guys with brains do realize that the part about me not caring about dick size is a joke right and that I think about my dick size all the time like some sick little puppy I thought that was obvious. It seems someone didn’t get it and was pissed I was bull shitting about not caring about my size. I just wanted to let the rest of you guys know this in case no one gets my humor and I’m just not as funny as I think :)

Anybody who didn’t get it hasn’t been at Thunder’s very long and is probably not the sharpest axe in the tool shed either :)

Great story Dino.

Coming from a guy named “Toolguy”, that quote is teh fuckin funny. lol, jk dude.

Ok ok, I get what you meant now Dino. The part about being the biggest fish in the small pond, not the inside joke/dry sense of humor part. I got that the first time round, although toolguys comment is funny.

:)

Nem

I think you hit it exactly Dino. I’d tell the guy not to do surgery because of the consequences, but I want to be the stallion in my “pasture” so to speak. Do I want the ladies to know I’m packin’? Sure do.

That’s the good thing when I get to my goal, I will know it’s big and as I’m working on other aspects of my life and mentality/ spirituality/ personality you get my point! ;) I can be humble because it’s not the real selling point of me as a man, it’s just a big bonus that hangs low.

As told before I have known some natural ‘big dick’s’ and for a few of them it was most if not all they had going for them. It’s a story about one of them getting a screw driver in his hands, a bucket of paint in front of him with him asking;” what do I do with this?” ( Yes, he was supposed to open the bucket but did not get how! Almost feel bad for telling the story, lol)

Of course size matters.

It matters to girls (so don’t put them on the spot. They will lie, or worse, tell the truth), and it matters to us.

Or we wouldn’t be here.

And if anyone tells you differently, just slap ‘em.

My thoughts exactly

Haha, not hating at all or being disrespectful at all to the OP. Just having some fun as I have a ton of family from Jersey and some friends. But this is the conversation that you would hear between to jersey boys. Haha. But yeah I agree telling him surgery isn’t the way and it’s obvious he wants it bigger and isn’t shy. So why not tell him. I wouldn’t for fear of embarrassment and them joking that you go on some site and try things to make your winky bigger, but if he’s really your boy why not if hes prodding around. And if he does turn on you, you have dirt on him that he’s so small he needs surgery. Haha.

Size must matter because I told my wife that some guy said that his short skinny dick gets girls off all the time. She said that women lie all of the time.

Women lie all the time.

I will write that down.

Men lie too.

Be careful, this can back fire on you. I started pulling cuties consistently, a friend complimented me and I told him about this book I read on social dynamics. He ran told everyone behind my back. I assume he was jealous and saw the opportunity to try and make me look like a creep. If he finds out about this site make sure he doesn’t find your username.

Too funny!