Vegetable shortening for lube

I’m just wondering if anyone else has tried any shortening for lube. It works wonderfully for me. It last quite a few reps before having to apply more, and it is so cheap. I also think that it is easier to wipe up than vaseline.

Plus it’s PURE FAT…*wondering if my cock would absorb it*

That would be nice……

Hmm, might have to try That stuff, I currently use a generic brand of KY-Jelly, it gets really sticky after maybe 3 mins of jelqing, I usually just put water on it then and that helps for a little bit. But thanks for the thought of using vegtable shortening, if it works wonderfully for you then Im sure it will be better than a generic brand of KY-Jelly….

I’ve used the stuff you’re talking about. Its just that a water based lube tries up when being exposed to open air during jelq. Water does bring it back to life though. Shortening is very cheap and keeps it lubed. I’ve used it while pumping also. It isn’t quite as easy to clean up like a water based lube, but it will not let your skin stick to the tube as bad (at the base of the tube) like water based lubes do sometimes.

I have had great luck with vegitable oil. It is a lot easier to clean up than petrolium jelly and it lasts hundreds of strokes.

I dont like the smell of vegtable oil :S I tried using it once and I smelled like veggy ass for the rest of the day lol