What does everyone's username mean?

Well I did. As kid - i have to put an accent on it.
Put the Meerschwein in the tub with salted water because I really thought they missed… the sea.

Result:
They didn’t like it.
They can bite.
They are able to swim.
They needed a shower and some baby oil to save themselves from scratching them to death.
They hated me for a full day.

Languages are dangerous!

Oh dear. :D Poor wee things. Well, at least you learned some science that day! :)

Pretty self explanatory.. I seem to always fail in every activity

Been using this user name since the early 90s when first time asked to create one for the internet. My family told me you can put yourself as hyper you’re always too damn hyper especially when I get excited. Even at 32 yrs of age I still get hyper, walk fast at work, climbing racks in the warehouse, etc.

This might come as a major surprise, but mine is just my name.