What makes for a happy Monday morning?

Cut and pasted from this morning’s email, from an Asian waitress (sorry for the bad English):

“Good morning.
Well, that sounds like you had great time with her. maybe she well moving
back in to Dallas, you never known.
God i miss your long-long thing.
When you have time give me call.”

Ahh, the joys of PE.

LOL, that’s fucking hilarious. I mean, sorry, that’s actually really sweet. If not really freakin’ hot. :)

What are you waiting for? You’re on a PE forum! Go give her a call. She’s obviously Booty-Emailing you. :D

I am surprised she is calling me back. I held myself back from cumming twice, and after that it took me 2 hours to get off (thanks Viagra) — I would think she would still have a sore arm and mouth.

What a great email. I laughed like hell. I could hear those words being said in broken oriental somewhere.

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she actually typed “God i miss your long long think” but I thought that if I didn’t change itto “thing”, which is obviously what she meant, someone might think we had a really nice long philosophical discussion, which was decidedly NOT what we had.

Me love you long time.

Slightcurve, i’d guess from that post that you’ve been hanging out in Bangkok a bit???

Well, “me love you long time” has now become a sort of code for guys talking about asian chicks in America these days.