When your dick has bruises, blackspots, etc..

What’s up guys!

What do you say when you are hooking up with a girl and you’ve got bruises, red/black spots on your dick? Has anyone had a girl ask them what was wrong with their piece? Later!

TJ

Hopefully she will be too busy hiding the salami to see it :D

Yepp, I told her it came from harmful mastrubation =)… I am a really bad liar but she believed it… I just had två purple dots, maybe it´s a little worse to explain fifteen? :)

I happened me and I told my girlfriend they came from harmful mastrubation. I am a bad liar, but she believed it. I mean what else could it logically come from? I had only two purple spots… Maybe it´s worse to explain when you got fifteen? :)

Sometimes I will do a real hardcore session on a Saturday and by the time Jennifer sees my cock she’s like “What did you do to yourself” My cock does get pretty ugly after a brutal workout.

my advice is fuck in the dark or in candlelight.

You could always break up the foreplay with some shadow pupets by candlelight too. Start off with the Washington Monument…….etc

I always turn off the lights, keep it dark…and just don’t put yourself in a situation where she will see the spots….no foreplay, straight to sex…hehe!

Well, I guess you could always tell her that it was from her the night before….. getting a little to rambunctious. That ought to stop here in her tracks.

Elliott