Women don't care about discoloration

My dick is all about myself.

A few years ago, I had this girlfriend who told me that I had “a cute little dick”. So to her it was cute and small. I hated that. I’m bigger now and discoloured. No girls ever tell me it’s pretty and some even ask questions why its colour is uneven. On the other hand, but pretty much all of them say it’s big and I get good physical reaction from them. I like it much better. I’m a twisted pervert. I don’t want my dick to be a pretty boy, I want it to be a big tough toothless brawler.

Hahahah! that was cool.

I saw on one poll when they asked women what they liked in a dick, even coloration ranked higher than size…

That is a fact that your title is definitely an opinion.

Clever screen name though: 46 and 2 = Tool

How is taking a song title from a band clever? I like the screen name but clever Gut Scrambler? Sorry to go off topic.

Tool = penis.

46 and 2 = Tool :confused:

Para Goomba got it.

46 & 2 = Tool = penis

It had hidden meaning and many people wouldn’t get it. That screen name posted on another site that is unrelated to male organs would make no sense, however.

My skin is brown colored, so if I had a 100% black colored dick then the girls would touch it?

We’re talking about bruises, broken capilaries, broken blood vessels etc. There is no way you could have a black dick if your skin is brown, unless you took a sharpie to it.