Yesterday...

Wifey saw me coming out of the shower and said “That’s a lot of penis you got there.”

NICE!!!

And how big is your ego now…..? :)

DAMN!! That’s awsome!

Thats awesome man, my wife knows my peins is big, I hope she says that soon. Good job man!! Wifes rock!!

and all you guys have bigger dicks than me! but i’m a gonna catch you!

Zilla, it doesn’t get any better than that!

That’s awesome Godzilla! So, what was your response??

“Why thank you, I grew it myself…”

Actually, she has been sick. She came into the shower to throw up in the toilet!

I heard her hacking, shut the water and pulled open the curtain. We began to talk as I dried myself. She said she might feel better if she threw up.. Then she said… “That’s a lot of penis you got there.”

Then she said. “If I put that in my mouth maybe I would throw up.”

You asked.

She also added… “Since I’ve been only seeing the kid’s penises lately, I guess I am not used to seeing yours.” She has no clue of my PE. I think she’s falling in love again.

So what’s your size now?

>>She came into the shower to throw up in the toilet!

Ahhh… if only there were birds chirping on a sunny Spring Day, whilst reading about this beautiful scene of love. :) Either way you look at it, you gotta feel pretty damn good about that comment!!

So is she feeling better now?

Sometimes I just drop my pants while she’s talking and stand here “just to see the look on her face”. She always laughs a little, says “put that thing away for god’s sake” yet she NEVER takes her eyes of it for a second! She’ll usually reach out and squeeze it…

Its seven inches long soft on a good day (8.5 erect) and about 5 something inches around when soft (6 when erect).

My wife says it’s too big…GREAT! In Swedish “Va’ fan vilken stor kuk du har…den är för stor för helvete!” Music to the ears of Swedish speaking men. If I say so myself, it looks good but I still want bigger - I’m addicted damnit!

I’m a shrimpy 6.75 bpel… about 6.25 nbp…

Started at 5.75/5.25 so wifey IS seeing and feeling a larger cock.

5.5 girth… girls always said it was sorta fat.

Wifey now thinks she has a blood clot… can die any minute.

Godzilla…at the risk of confirming people’s worst fears that that we British are sometimes slow…you ARE kidding about your wife, right?

Then she said. “If I put that in my mouth maybe I would throw up.”

For some reason, that turned me on.
I wish I had a wife…wait, no I don’t. I’d just like to hear a girl say that to me once.