You know you PE too much.

I was waiting for that one….LOL

LOL

Do you know that you are PEing too much since you are reading this exact forum?

You know that you are PE too much when you jelq in sleep, strech beetwen the lunch, clamp on a Christmasnight and your psychologist diagnoses you with a Peinsanity or any other dickdisorder disease

You know you PE too much when you misspell shit because you are typing with only one hand.

That’s very funny!

You know you PE too much when your PC muscle is bigger than your forearm.

[sorry, westla ;) ]

You know you PE too much when you pawn penis injuries off like an everyday mishap.

AndroNYC

That shit was a riot!! Hahahahahahah..

You know you PE too much when the first thing you do after waking up is check Thunder’s Forum to see if anyone came up with anything new and more advanced to get you a big pipe

Tiger

The Tiger, I bet lots of people are doing it lol

You know you PE too much that your dick was pulled out of your pubic bone.

You know what else? You PE too much that your dick got sick of your pervert hands and prefers to be pulled out of your body.

You know you PE too much when you tell your client (that’s in your office) that you have to go to the bathroom, but instead of pissing you do 100 dry jelqs.

Did that today, about an hour ago.

^ That sounds eerily familar xl.

You know you PE too much when you spend as much time in the bathroom at work as you do at your desk.

OK, off to the bathroom again :)

I’m sure all us dry jelqers have had similar situations at one time or another.

*clock beeps*

Whoops I’m overdue.

*heads to the bathroom*

You know you PE too much when…

…you have sunburns on your hands and thighs from too much IR exposure.

…you are constantly comparing to that big ass dildo/vibrator of your wife/SO.

…you have excuses ready in case said wife/SO notices any discoloring of penis.

…you look at your past year and realize that you have been more successful at PE than anything else in your life.