You know you PE too much.

Either you’re using a “UV” lamp or you just have burns, not sunburns. :)

When you’re writing emails to your friends unconsciously signing “XLMAGNUM” or “hughGrection”

JD

You know you PE too much:

When you want to improve your pumping gains and flaccid hang permanently, you find yourself wanting to start a new thread that explains your latest new theory, called ADP… or “all day pump”, so things can heal up in a stretched state.

:)

You know you PE too much that you bookmarked this page as your home page in your Internet explore.

You know you PE too much when…..

you ignore your “thong class assed” lady to get in another hanging session!!!! :p

.When you find incontinence bags beneath the Christmas tree.

..when you give your penis a big tug in full publicity for better flaccid hang and consider it normal/or don’t care what people think.

You know you PE too much when you will wait to use a stall even though urinals are available JUST SO that you can squeeze in a few jelqs and stretches when you are done.

And so that you can unwrap and re-wrap your all day ACE bandage wrap in comfort so that you don’t piss all over the place.
And so that you don’t have that piss stain down your pant leg.

You know you PE too much when you get some bruising or a little thrombosed vein and you think to yourself:

“Man up son and walk it off- winners never quit and quitters never win!”

You know you PE too much when you quit your rack at 0400 and still make time for PE and TP before you bang out the door.

On the contrary, all you care about is that your flaccid hang is substantial enough so that that is all that other people think about.

You know you PE too much when you:

- Calculate the numbers of monster cocks [9+] that are surrounding you on any given street based on the penis sizesurvey percentage statistics.

- Spend a beautiful day indoors working your crank.

- Calculate how much PE you can get in if you can get some privacy during an unexpected work break.

— Immediately chalk up any increased response in an occasional lover to PE results- even if the last time was onnly two weeks prior!

- Misspell onnly because you are typing with only one hand!

A.

You know you PE too much when you feel like you have to lie to your doctor about the cause of you uli-induced carpal tunnel injury.

You know you PE too much when you’re on this thread like a fly on stank.

You know you PE too much when you see a palm tree and envy its base girth.

You know you PE too much when you tell the folks on the other end of the phone to hold on so you can plug in your hands-free set-up.

And you don’t think that it is weird to PE while on the phone.

Except when it’s mom.

Then you hang up, slip on your ADS/ Jes.

And call her back for mother’s day.

- You know you PE to much, when you pass up sex with your girlfriend, because you don’t wan’t to disturb your members healing process.

- You know you PE to much, when you write your training sessions in code in your calender. (“Thirsday: 2h jlq, 30m str, 6h hng, REMINDER: Buy more baby oil”)

- You know you PE to much, when everytime your about to get polished your pole, you ask your girlfriend questions like: “So, remember first time we did this?” while waving your unit around.

You know you PE too much when your PE drawer has more in it than the kitchen junk drawer; including half the things that used to reside in the kitchen junk drawer.

You know you pe too much when as a straight guy, you’re constantly checking out your neighbor’s bulge.

You know you pe too much when you feel inadequate by a banana that has a bigger mid-shaft girth than you.