Bib Hangers Available

I received 3 emails from mattersofsize to inform me about the bibhangers at MOS followed by a special offer to join his paysite with as subject:

I Have Created The World Record Penis

DLD must be so proud being 2nd choice for BIB. Although I don’t really understand why the PEguru we know as DLD need someone to sell hangers to his followers when you can gain already 6+ inches from his routines based on his signatured DLD exercises.

The thing I do not understand is why so many posters over there
are acting like they were never able to buy a Bib Hanger before.
All anyone had to do was come over to this site and click on the Bib Hanger link.

In fact, I’m sure ANYONE can just e-mail Bib and request a hanger if he’s still making them.
So, what’s the BFD?

I still wouldn’t get y/our hopes up over this until I actually see the Bib site with some authentic proof. Nothing against MOS but I don’t trust anyone trying to make money off you. Hopefully the “site” will be up today as we can see if there is anything legit to this all.

It does seem odd that he would suddenly “retire” followed by moving to MOS to do the same thing over again. However, I would really like to purchase one of these elusive hangers as long as he doesn’t charge 300.00-400.00 dollars this time around.

Piet, did you actually get any info on when they will be out or how much they will cost?

-Tom “Gimme a Bib damn it!” Foolery

No, the mails were all pretty much like the one westla posted. At MOS there’s a thread with the following info:

‘…(other items) will be between $100.00-$175.00 depending on my costs.’

Tom “Johnny Come Lately” Foolery,

Why didn’t you order a Bib two months ago?

I don’t think the prices will change.

Mr. Ram-My-Rod-into-Angelina-Jolie,

My life story of the past few months reads like this: got out of college; no money, bounced around and didn’t get paid until May. That was around the time that Bib decided to quit. I actually missed the cut-off by less than a week when I finally had money to buy one. At that point I was ready to go to Bib’s house and steal one.

Now that I can actually afford one I would love the chance to purchase one. I love my Wench but there is no way she can compare to a Bib from what I have heard. If I can’t get one - oh well. However I am really excited by the chance to lay my hands on one of these babies.

So I keep checking both Thunders and MOS for some sign that they are officially for sale again. I even tried to search Google with “Secret Bib warehouse that Tom doesn’t know about.” All I got was a baboon sanctuary in Africa. So now I am thinking that Bib has some secret dealings with African blood diamond dealers. Now we know what those gel pads were filled with: E V I L. (:

-Tom “Conspiracy is my Middle Name… Wait it’s Clarence” Foolery

Tom “Poor Excuse” Foolery,
Did you see how hung those baboons were?
A few of them post here at Thunders.

That Wench should serve you well up to at least 10lbs.

And BIB left Thunder’s because the members are to PC and liberal????

This is just too funny! Oh I’m sure that he will have lots in common politically with the dawgs at MOS…..

That Bib Hangers were ever not available is laughable. Same marketing ploy used by VW during the 50’s to sell…..make anything scarce and they will want it. Bib is a master politician anyway. He misplaced my order for 6weeks and i had paid by Paypal. I called and instead of saying ‘I goofed’ he makes it sound like he is doing me a favor by saying ‘and if I sent it twice, just keep both with my compliments’. Get off my back. How many times did he say on this forum he surely didn’t get into hangers to make any money because he hasn’t. Pure B.S. You don’t spend 5 grand to patent something unless you intend selling the product. His hanger was FULLY PRICED not the huge bargain many on this forum say. I have both starter and original.

Now that you mention it, some of the members did say they liked “hairy” women but I never thought like that!

Actually I am trying to hang the Wench with about 16 lbs. As far as I know the Wench has only been tested once at 25 lb. I am a little nervous about hanging too much weight with my trusty Wench since I am already starting to get a few problems. Most likely mine, but who knows.

As for Bib, I think he is making quite a bit of money of this. However, the Bib never really went out of demand and it sort of (really) annoys me that he is playing cat and mouse. If we wants to charge a 150 dollars fine but at least sell the damn things.

I am tempted to e-mail DLD at the price of having my e-mail address spammed just to know when these things are going to be sold. He will probably just give me the same answer - “soon,” as everyone has already heard. Maybe I just need to go jump in a cold lake and be a little more patient. >:-)

-Tom “Planet of the Hung Baboon” Foolery

And you’d buy another one if he made it.
:)

Ramrod, you have an answer to everything. Would that I thought with your clearness. I have both becase the starter was worthless above 15 pounds if you must know.

This is only because Ramrod is an expert at “Eennie Meenie Minie Mo”. Otherwise he has rather dismal know-it-all skills.

I ordered my Bib starter a few days after Bib’s last post here. I followed up with a note saying I missed his input at Thunder’s and was sorry for the future PE’ers who would not get the benefit of his knowledge. He responded that he was still making plenty of Bibs and that while he wouldn’t be posting at Thunder’s anymore he may find another forum to post on and that is I had any questions or problems I could always email him. The jist of his response was that he wasn’t planning on “retiring”. I still don’t understand what went down here but I have the distinct impression he was hurt somehow. I can’t imagine from the quality of his posts here that he will feel comfortable over at MOS. Maybe a little coaxing (apologizing?) from the powers here may get him back? I just say that because he was a great asset to the best board on the internet.

Well the Bib hangers are up for sale. The starter is $95.00 and the hanger is $130.00. There is an actual website for them which isn’t that hard to find.