Finding time sucks

I should keep you on retainer. Fucking Michael Dell and Bill Gates need the guillotine.

RumRodney,
What is your cut off date?

p.s. when you say “nuggets” it gives me the creeps.

Cappinger,

My cut off date is 1/05.
Let’s not use the words “cut off” when referring to penii, please.

Twelve months of hanging will have to be enough for me because, IMHO, one must devote an adequate amount of time to hanging per day to be effective.
So, for now, I’ll sacrifice many things in my life and “hole” myself up in my hanging chair in front of my TV with my PC on my lap.

I swear I am getting shorter. Well, not really, but my posture is really suffering from the many hours I am slouched in the chair going at it BTC stylie.

My skin is so pale that I bought a small tanning lamp to get rid of the vampire look.

I’ll tell you guys right now straight up, I hate hanging.
It is not fun for me.
I never fully tackled the skin soreness problem and my gains are extremely slow.

It’s true, ignorance is bliss.
I never knew how unhappy I was with my dick until I came to Thunder’s. :(

I had a thread about that, I remember before I knew their was a way to get bigger I never thought about my dick so much and was pretty much happy with my size I mean not totally but I hardly ever thought about it because it was impossible to change

Oh yeah, I know what you are talking about, Dino-mole. Wake up, gym, work, pool, hanging, girth and about 4 hours of sleep. Shit. Now I got that fixed. I’m going to move and have a nice executive job at my new home town. Going to have the luxury of my own office, where to hang while “working” and get fired in 3 weeks when some staff member walks in the wrong time, even if I DID press the “wait” -button. Oh yes, I can visualize it all going down. Expect to see me in the “funnies” section of your local news paper.

“Any of you other guys battling the beast and trying to find time for hanging and the rest of your life?”

Yeah. That’s why I haven’t hanged in like two months. I started a new job with these horribly early fucking hours, so my hang time is out for now. Now I just work on girth.

I should be in bed but I’m going to get two more sets in because I’m a disturbed psycho bastard

Hey Base be careful I used to have my own office and every time I ever tried to do any PE I would almost get busted. You would be surprised how many people have the key to your office.

How many here hang before bed? And if so, what do you do right after hanging, do you jelq a bit to have a nice pump before bed? Is anyone worried about turtling after a hang when they go to bed, or do you just rely on nocturnal erections?

Red

I get plenty of night wood so no problem there. If I had the time I would love to jelq a little before bed

Up at 4:15AM today to get (3) sets in. So tired, so very, very tired.

I like the morning since I can wear my ADS for a few hours after hanging. That and everyone is asleep.

Note to self: Remember to change the locks and promise the cleaning lady that you will be keeping your office tidy yourself.

I think I’ll make sure my desk has a back board so that people can actually walk in while I’m hanging underneath my table.

Guys

I have had no time for hanging I have been working huge hours which is a good thing money wise but bad PE and the gym . I haven’t hanged except for a few sets at all in the past 3 weeks. My workout consists of some jelqing and squeezes for about a half hour 4 to 5 days a week. It’s a shame because I think after taking the summer off and then starting up again I was poised for a big gain it felt like my cock was de-conditioned enough for a major gain even my lot had changed. Also I really liked cappys wench for hanging.

789

Are you still going to the gym at 4:30 and if you are what time to you go to bed, I have to get up at 5:15 for work and it sucks because I’m a creature of the night.

Base

How’s the office PE going?

It would’ve probably gone quite nicely if I wouldn’t be buried in work and hurry all the time. I see that the promotion actually involved work. Who would’ve thunk it?

It’ll get easier to find time after a month or so, thanks for asking. :)

BASTARDS!!!!! That’s the worse thing about work someone always expects you to work! And as soon as you finish more appears

Dino, 789 + others

I really appreciate this thread. Recently I have been having a very difficult time balancing anything in my life.

My fitness routine has gone to hell in the last 2 years partly due to my time with pe. Got into hanging (10 lbs/bib)

in the last 3 or 4 months but not doing it consistently. However I do believe it has cemented my gains at 7” ebp.

This is exactly 1” longer than pre pe and I am really pleased but not sure how much more length I want. I am thinking about gaining another 1/2 inch maximum and then going into a maintenance routine. I have noticed my wife is having some difficulty with my extra length. My girth at upper shaft has also increased from 5.5 to 5.75 and I have a mushroom head. Hanging is such a strange experience. I have not had any soreness or injury. I guess the potential for injury increases with the amount of time with it. In contrast to some others comments I really love the feeling of that weight hanging off my penis and find that it causes a long lasting sensation for several hours after. I even get hard thinking about it. Does this happen to anyone else? My sex life with wifey has also suffered a little because I spend so much time with pe and going to the gym. But when I do have intercourse the feeling is sooo good. It really is like laying pipe. This steely feelling I attribute to hanging.

Getting very concerned about the rest of me. At 56 I am determined not to lose any more strength than I already have and get rid of the extra 3 inches around my gut. Want to return to 34” or less as of 2 years past. I hate the love handles and will never lose them completely unless I go for liposuction but I intend to make my gut lean as possible. The other problem I am struggling with is too much drinking. I love vodka martinis but at 2 and sometimes 3 per night it is just too much. Straight unmixed vodka is not the worst type of alcohol to abuse your body with but it does run down the metabolism thus making strength gains and weight loss more difficult and almost impossible. Trying to cut back but in addition to drinking at home before dinner I love to stop at my favorite bar on the way home once or twice a week. It’s a very cool metro style place. One of the bartenders is a blonde sex kitten from Poland. She wears tight black leather with exposed belly. Wow, I am turning into a dirty old man. Guess I could drink club soda. I’m sorry, I am rambling here.

Back to the subject:

One solution I have come up with to utilize my time at work is really whacked out but maybe someone will understand.

Currently I am enjoying the comfort of driving to work and parking in a lot that has an emtpy and secluded area.

Now at noontime and at end of day I can go to my car and hang with weights over the steering wheel. It’s kind of cool in nice weather. I dirve a MBC230 coupe with a big double sunroof. It there is sun there is extra solar gain inside the car and my little buddy gets a sunbath. I warm up with a microwave pad in the office and by the time I get to the car I’m ready to hang. This allows a SO hang that iI believe is good for my LOT at 9:30. The only disadvantage is I can’t warm up directly after. I subsitute warm up with a few jelqs and and hold an erection for about 5 minutes and then return to work. I know I am also lucky to have a job that is not always very demanding but it’s not going to last much longer. In spite of this situatuation I still do not do this regularly because it makes me crazy to think about it and I resist. Currently doing short workouts at the gym with high intensity. I think I can make it if I just keep going regularly.

current schedule: PE 5 am to 6 am. Wake up wife and assist with getting her out of the house. Arrive at gym 7 to 7:15, work out for 1 hour, shower, shave, dressing, arrive at work about 9:30. I also know that I can cut back on the juice if I succeed in intensifying the weight lifting in the gym. (The other weights, well that’s a different experience)

Just wanted to share this.

Thanks guys.