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Simple vacuum hangers for the uncut guys.

How about devices for cut guys? Any suggestions?

regards,

Did you see this, mgus? Vacuum Hanger Gizmo

You could try making one it looks pretty easy! :morose: LOL


Feb 2004 BPEL 6.7" NBPEL ???? BPFSL ???? EG 5.65" Feb 2005 BPEL 7.1" NBPEL 5.8" BPFSL 6.9" EG 5.8" Feb 2006 BPEL 7.3" NBPEL 5.8" BPFSL 7.6" EG 5.85" Feb 2007 BPEL 7.3" NBPEL 5.8" BPFSL 7.5" EG 5.9"

Yes, that’s why I went back to this thread.

By the way, you use a schampoo bottle, right? How do you fix the weight attachment, ducttape around the bottle itself?

Another thought; if you put a little hot water in that bottle before you tape your dick to it, then as it cools the hot vapour in the bottle will cool and you’ll have a little extra vacuum to keep the bottle in place. Knowing you, you’ve probably already tried this, so how did it work out? Just kicking around ideas to help compensate for the lack of foreskin - although all the stretching is giving me little more skin around the cut.

regards,

Originally Posted by mgus
Yes, that’s why I went back to this thread.

By the way, you use a schampoo bottle, right? How do you fix the weight attachment, ducttape around the bottle itself?

Another thought; if you put a little hot water in that bottle before you tape your dick to it, then as it cools the hot vapour in the bottle will cool and you’ll have a little extra vacuum to keep the bottle in place. Knowing you, you’ve probably already tried this, so how did it work out? Just kicking around ideas to help compensate for the lack of foreskin - although all the stretching is giving me little more skin around the cut.

regards,

Yes, I keep the plastic part duct taped to a cylindrical weight (an old sash window counter weight).

The water idea I haven’t tried because of simple practicality - getting wet; sticky tape wet etc

Once the foreskin is rolled over the outside of the tube it forms a perfect, flexible, air tight seal. The hardest part is getting the foreskin to roll over the tube. I’m sure guys with tight foreskins would find it impossible. In fact it would be easier if the tube tapered in slightly to a smaller diameter at the open end. I doubt if I’ll find that precise size and shape thou’.

The only way I could see to adapt the same type of hanger for guys without a foreskin would be to attach an inch or two of rubber sleeve to the plastic tube. The penis could be inserted into the tube with the sleeve rolled over the tube and then the sleeve could be unrolled over the penis shaft.

Hopefully the rubber sleeve could be made to act as a flexible air tight seal in the same way the foreskin would. Anyway I’ll leave that for someone else to try!


Feb 2004 BPEL 6.7" NBPEL ???? BPFSL ???? EG 5.65" Feb 2005 BPEL 7.1" NBPEL 5.8" BPFSL 6.9" EG 5.8" Feb 2006 BPEL 7.3" NBPEL 5.8" BPFSL 7.6" EG 5.85" Feb 2007 BPEL 7.3" NBPEL 5.8" BPFSL 7.5" EG 5.9"

Thanks for the suggestion. Now what simple small household item could I use for that? Hmm…

If you try the hot water thing, I meant to place hot water only on the inside of the bottle, so that the air inside is heated. Just a little, so that it cools down relatively fast.

regards,

mbuc,

I just came to think of something - you could rig a stretcher with a vacuum head on it. No more oxygen starvation or choked dorsals.

Theoretically, the vacuum chamber needs to be slightly bigger than the glans, right? Just so big that the glans never contacts the walls fully, or is it good enough it is only slightly larger than standard starting size?

I like this idea.


regards, mgus

Taped onto the dashboard of a car at a junkyard, I once found the following: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." The car was crashed.

Primary goal: To have an EQ above average (i.e. streetsmart, compassionate about life and happy) Secondary goal: to make an anagram of my signature denoting how I feel about my gains

I agree.

Being able to exert 1.5 to 2kg tension with no constriction has good potential for extended periods of stretching. Most current stretching attachments are only comfortable at half this tension from what I have heard about them.

If I had the bottom half of a penimaster type stretcher I would definitey try using the vacuum attachment with it.


Feb 2004 BPEL 6.7" NBPEL ???? BPFSL ???? EG 5.65" Feb 2005 BPEL 7.1" NBPEL 5.8" BPFSL 6.9" EG 5.8" Feb 2006 BPEL 7.3" NBPEL 5.8" BPFSL 7.6" EG 5.85" Feb 2007 BPEL 7.3" NBPEL 5.8" BPFSL 7.5" EG 5.9"

Mbuc,

A piece of pvc-pipe, threaded rods & wingnuts - have a look at Piets stretcher. It’s a static stretcher, too. About as simple as it gets, and at a fraction of the price. Face it, you’re not going to flaunt it for the slick finish are you? ;)

I do my PE in stealth, so I can’t have that sort of stuff lying around. But I am still trying to think of a what to use. Thin rubber hose for the seal (cut off finger from a latex glove maybe?), but the vacuum device? I presume something without threads to keep the hose sealed against the opening, or maybe the threads low down on the shaft of the vacuum device. Maybe one of those plastic "wallet around your neck" things you can take to the beach?

Oh, have a look at this too:
Is warming down the missing link?

Heading off to the hardware store now?


regards, mgus

Taped onto the dashboard of a car at a junkyard, I once found the following: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." The car was crashed.

Primary goal: To have an EQ above average (i.e. streetsmart, compassionate about life and happy) Secondary goal: to make an anagram of my signature denoting how I feel about my gains

At the moment I’m trying to put together a few ideas to improve the hanger and the way I attach the weights.

I take your point about using the same attachment as a stretcher and will definitely give it a go.

That thread of xlmagnum’s was a good find. He seemed to get excellent results using maximum bearable heat and seemed to know what he was talking about. It was interesting that he cooled down as well! Even if cooling down wasn’t very effective its hard to see how it could be detrimental. I think I will give it a go. Maybe just with cold water rather than ice!

Xlmagnum went from 6.5x6 to 87/8x6.25 and seems to have retired a happy man. I wouldn’t mind doing the same myself!:)


Feb 2004 BPEL 6.7" NBPEL ???? BPFSL ???? EG 5.65" Feb 2005 BPEL 7.1" NBPEL 5.8" BPFSL 6.9" EG 5.8" Feb 2006 BPEL 7.3" NBPEL 5.8" BPFSL 7.6" EG 5.85" Feb 2007 BPEL 7.3" NBPEL 5.8" BPFSL 7.5" EG 5.9"


Last edited by mbuc : 03-22-2005 at .

You could always step outside in the Scottish winter, sleet and driving snow…


regards, mgus

Taped onto the dashboard of a car at a junkyard, I once found the following: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." The car was crashed.

Primary goal: To have an EQ above average (i.e. streetsmart, compassionate about life and happy) Secondary goal: to make an anagram of my signature denoting how I feel about my gains

Mbuc,

how about we market that new device under the name “SuckXtender”? Or possibly “BlowPull”? VacuPull is already taken by that winecorkopener, as I recall (or was that Screwpull?). Vacuincrease is OK, kind of classy with that latin touch (vacui) don’t you think? VacuXtender sounds like some device for getting the vacuum cleaner to reach under the sofa, I think we can rule that one out. Vacustretch? Wackystretch? Wank-a-stretch?

Nah, I think SuckXtender will do fine. Will you contact the reg.trademark-people?


regards, mgus

Taped onto the dashboard of a car at a junkyard, I once found the following: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." The car was crashed.

Primary goal: To have an EQ above average (i.e. streetsmart, compassionate about life and happy) Secondary goal: to make an anagram of my signature denoting how I feel about my gains

Mgus,

Have you tried the rubber sleeve idea yet? I tried it a few days ago using a cut in half condom.

I put one end of the condom round my plastic hanger and secured it with sticky tape rolled the other end up and put it round the hanger. Then I put my glans and foreskin inside the hanger and unrolled the condom over my shaft.

It worked perfectly! The rubber acted as a perfect, flexible, air-tight seal. I could hang 6lb easily. In fact it was more comfortable than my original method. This is a simple vacuum hanger for everyone!

BTW I like your name suggestions. I think the marketing slogan should be “Just remember it sucks!”


Feb 2004 BPEL 6.7" NBPEL ???? BPFSL ???? EG 5.65" Feb 2005 BPEL 7.1" NBPEL 5.8" BPFSL 6.9" EG 5.8" Feb 2006 BPEL 7.3" NBPEL 5.8" BPFSL 7.6" EG 5.85" Feb 2007 BPEL 7.3" NBPEL 5.8" BPFSL 7.5" EG 5.9"

I haven’t found a proper vacuum vessel yet; I’ve been looking at various household products but the plastic bottles either seem to thin to hold a vacuum or else the opening is all wrong shape & sise. I was thinking about the condom solution - a bit degradable though, I was thinking silicone tubing? - but haven’t had the opportunity to try it out.

How tight is the fit you have around your glans? Squeeze in? Can’t go around buying loads of various schampoo, my wife’d wonder.


regards, mgus

Taped onto the dashboard of a car at a junkyard, I once found the following: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." The car was crashed.

Primary goal: To have an EQ above average (i.e. streetsmart, compassionate about life and happy) Secondary goal: to make an anagram of my signature denoting how I feel about my gains

Mbuc,

Here is the first version of the presentation brochure. Cool, isn’t it?

By the way, will you take care of the patent office paperwork? Just make sure we’re covered in the US and EU.

Attached Files
SuckXtender.pdf
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regards, mgus

Taped onto the dashboard of a car at a junkyard, I once found the following: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." The car was crashed.

Primary goal: To have an EQ above average (i.e. streetsmart, compassionate about life and happy) Secondary goal: to make an anagram of my signature denoting how I feel about my gains

First pics of the vacuum hanger!

I’ve just bought a digital camera so I thought I would post some pics of the vacuum hanger. I posted them here in the SuckXtender thread. I’m using a condom sleeve to hang 6lb off a carrot. I know it sounds a bit weird but it makes it easy to illustrate how it works and also means the pics don’t have to go in the members’ pics forum.


Feb 2004 BPEL 6.7" NBPEL ???? BPFSL ???? EG 5.65" Feb 2005 BPEL 7.1" NBPEL 5.8" BPFSL 6.9" EG 5.8" Feb 2006 BPEL 7.3" NBPEL 5.8" BPFSL 7.6" EG 5.85" Feb 2007 BPEL 7.3" NBPEL 5.8" BPFSL 7.5" EG 5.9"

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