To ALL HANGERS: Im going to hijack a plane with my BIB hanger

Dear Stick,

This is without a doubt one of the most hilarious posting that I have ever read. I laughed for five minutes. I think that mailing the hanger is a great idea, and since I have been desperately wanting to buy one, you could mail it to me - just kidding! I travel quite a bit and I would just check it in my luggage. If they x-ray the bag, they won’t know what the hell it is, but it certainly won’t be mistaken for a bomb or some other type of weapon (the weapon will be riding in your pants - hopefully in first class).

Thanks for another one of your humorus posts.

Jelktoid

I’m glad you find some of my posts entertaining. I think humor is good for the soul…especially when you have to comb through pages and pages of PE stuff and dissect out what you need day in and day out as most of us do.

All joking aside though, I will check my bags, and board the plane with nothing except my clothes on, so I want be hassled at all. I hope they don’t go thru the bag and give me shit for it. I will keep you guys posted. I leave on Friday. I already hate to fly as it is.

As far as the bulge in my pants, I hope its a female inspector so I can tell her in the name of national security she better personally check it out and make sure its safe………..

Careful bbs! She might just take you up on that …….. and snap on the latex gloves and do a full cavity search as well! :eek:

lil1 :-pink:

Do you think it’s just coincidence that the latest AFB design uses only easily identifiable household materials (no suspicious thermoplastics) and has no metal in it, other than the S-hook, which can be easily separated? Or that the whole thing can be taken apart - string, beads, a couple pieces of plastic and distributed in your luggage? Cable tie that can be cheaply replaced…?

…stayed tuned for the AFB Road Warrior, which can be constructed in a motel room so you don’t have to carry one on the plane with you…

…I’m serious:)

I checked my standard Bib with my “hold” baggage both ways and was not paged and asked to explain it at all.

Hey Stick:

Didn’t know we had so many comedians - make that smart asses. We need to go on the circuit - call ourselves The penis Envy or Dicks Are Us. As I write this, I’m on a trip, have one next week, too - I travel for a living and I always take my Starter. I normally check in my luggage, so no problem has occured there. Once when I did a carry-on for a tight connection, and yes they searched it. I put the starter in a shoe bag had a few smaller weights and put in an ace bandage and some bengay-type balm (these were all props). When I got the “what is it” question, I told them it was for wrist exercises (yeah, everything on my body is little) and I’d be happy to demonstrate. of course, they don’t have the time, so off you go. It’s really not the problem you might think it is. Now a cock ring may be a different story. I could just hear those metal snaps setting off the wand as the guy waves it over your crotch - now THAT would be embarassing.

Safe travels, Glenn

Picture it— early 1990’s SFO airport, I’m only picking up my partner from New YorK.

Been in the Castro, making a big impression in the 501’s.

Forgot that you had to go through security even to meet people— so I set off the alarm several times before the problem was narrowed down to my crutch. I was early— and didn’t mind this pantomime.

They said— you can have the full body search, with male oe female attendant or you can take it off. Think they’d seen it all before……

He looked pretty mean, and I wasn’t having her do it, so I went to the loo and took it off.