To ALL HANGERS: Im going to hijack a plane with my BIB hanger

I thought that would get everybody’s attention

I am going on a trip in a few days. I will bring my BIB hanger on the plane.

Just in case they go through my luggage, (which people tell me they are doing alot these days since 9/11) anybody got any ideas what to tell them a BIB hanger is, in case they ask questions?????

Or anybody experience this yet??? Any suggesetions??

“Are you carrying any weapons?”

“Um, just my dick and my BIB hanger……..”

“Um, yea…I hang it off my dick…….” “What do you mean you’ve never heard of Thunder’s Place?”

I really don’t feel like going through this, and am starting to see more and more that we are a very different part of the popualtion and might be viewed upon as weird or even crazy……Although, I could care less what people thougt, I don’t want to be hassled at the airport.

Tell them:

You’re a Biotech Engineer and that your Bib is a tool that aids in growth of human tissues.

It’s a science fair project.

Hose clamp.

Abstract art.

A gift from a friend.

Aw hell, just tell em you clamp it to your dick and hang massive amounts of weight on cause your trying to get into the Guiness Book of World Records. Then offer to show them how it’s done! At this point you’ll have them so freaked out they’ll happy to see you leave.

Good luck!!

Tell them it’s a remedial therapy device used to combat the crippling effects of RSI …… “I just attach it to my wrist and hang a small amount of weight off this little hook, then I do a set of exersizes - it has given me sooooo much relief - it really works!” :leftie:

lil1 :-pink:

Tell they to “guess”. Or tell them it is “two pieces of plastic held together with assorted pieces of metal”. A piece of art. A shotgun mount for your Harley. An airport security testing device.

I think the truth would probably be the best bet, if asked, or they may refuse to let it on the plane.

The truth would be the best bet in theory, but applying it is a different story….

Would you tell em its a penis hanger?? I mean I would If I absolutely had to….

But If I could get away with something else, I would. Although, I would like to get on the damn plane, so what you said Thunder, is a very valid point. I just don’t want to put all my business out there if I don’t have to.

Come on guys, no one has took their BIB on a plane before? after 9/11?

I would disassemble the whole thing and pack the parts in either a small tool kit or medical kit. Throw in an ace bandage, first aid kit, finger splint, etc.

Its a tube clamp!

I don’t thing I would ever take hanger on a trip. Just look as it as an excuse to recuperate. Or take some KY and jelq!

At the very least I would put it in checked luggage - its very rarely rifled through by inspecters.

Tell them it’s a new beer bottle holder …… you just clamp it on the neck of the bottle and hook it on to your shirt - prevents spillage during turbulence and gives you more tray space for your laptop.:chuckle: (Damn! That might just work!)

lil1 :littleguy

You could wear it on your wrist and not say anything.

Now if it were my luck and my trip, the security guard would be a thunder’s place member and confiscate the hanger for his own personal use. Since he missed the deadline….. :)

Just mail that sucker ahead to where you are going!

No, wait! You can’t get another Bibhanger.

I am going to another city this very afternoon on a one day business trip, and had decided it was not worth the hassle to take it through security, even though the person I’m going to see is a budding hanger, and I’d be able to give personal advice.

I only have hand luggage, so it would have to come with me, and I just know that those sharp bolts are going to cause problems.

I think I could get away with “it’s a clamp” story, but not with the bolts.

I’m tempted though… Will let you know how I get on.

Maybe I’ll take the bolts out, and just take the two halves.—but then there are the sharp hinges.

Maybe I’ll put it in as hold baggage…..

HEY SIZE…. How’s your noviciate (?? spelling— I’m not catholic) in hanging getting on???

You could always consider not bringing it at all. Not only will it give you a break from hanging, it will give you a chance to try (or re-discover) some other exercises that you might end up enjoying, and introducing into your routine.

BTW, See exact’s thread on long-term PE gains, if you wish to allay your dick-size concerns.

As someone who loves travelling, lives in North America and is dark-skinned with heavy eyebrows, I’ve learned that nothing helps as much as giving the airport security lackeys no reason to stop you in the first place.

HTH!

Even though it is a hassle, I don’t want to risk any unncessary bullshit or hassle, and just check my bag.

I am going to be gone for a month and we will have lots and lots of privacy that is why I am bringing it in the first place.

Otherwise I would just leave it at home.

Jabari, I agree with what you said. I am black…however I am very very lightskinned. My dad is even lighter and most mistake us for mixed, italian, or other stuff but they kinda hassled him when he flew last time.

I dont want to mail it because we all know how reliable snail mail is……lol

So I think I will just bite the bullet and check my bag. Hopefully they won’t give me too much shit for it, if they go through it….

Why not fed ex or something similar?

Take the guy to one side and tell him in a hushed whisper that you have peyronies and it is for straightening your curve. This was going to be my excuse when i travelled with my home made bib.

Take pleasure in embarassing whoever it is that you are talking to - you’ll never see them again. Make sure if they don’t know what peyronies is that you describe it in as graphic detail as you can manage - in all probability you wont even get to finish your spiel and they’ll let you through.