What do you guys call your Bib hanger...

when you’re trying to keeps it’s identity away from your wife / girl-friend. My girl-friend is nosy as hell so I’m not going to hide mine, just going to play it off as something else. I had to pass my home-made bib off as a spare piece of radiator hose if I ever had a hose fail. I had to pass my home-made stretcher off as a delicate brass gear puller I needed from work, even though she said it looked like a bear trap. I just have no idea what I can pass off a real bib as..

Tell her that it’s a clamp device for gripping electrical cable. You know when you have to pull the cable instead of push it through, like a wall or an attic. If she doesn’t buy that, fuck it! Tell her your’e building a “FRANKENDYCK”, and it’s a part of your weight set. LOL!

Just tell the truth: it’s a clamp for leaky pipe and you use it by first wrapping with this grey stretchy stuff then put the clamp on over it.

If you can’t come clean with her and tell her about your PE, then hide the damn thing. If your girlfriend is so nosy that she rifles through your drawers, then you need to seriously consider getting a new girlfriend. Telling her is my recommendation. I told my wife after about 4 months. She nutted up a little, but I told her that PE works, that I had gained over an inch already and that it should be OK for me to do this if I really want to. She said OK and everything has been OK since.

Just my HO

Jelktoid

You guys are completely mad.

Why are you pulling cables and fixing pipes (not a bad idea to be honest) with your bib clamp?

Did you not know its used to hold small parts of wood or plastic together while you are glueing them? Its even got a handy adjustable hook so you can hook it up away from your work area, out of the way. And the inside is padded so that any paint work wont scratch off. Its really good.

Next you will be telling me you use it to hang weights from your dicks!

SS4

You can lie to her and tell her anything you want, but when she walks in the room & your hanging a barbell from your manhood, I think she may figure it out. I am skipping a lot of hanging due to the ol lady been home too much. In a month it will be much easier - once my enhancement is large, I plan on telling her.

I’ve already been asked if I’m taking longitude pills (haha) so its staring to show.