"What is it about good sex that makes me have to take a crap?"
Say there,
For about two weeks now, after my first 10 minutes of hanging I get a very strong urge to take a crap.
Anyone else get this?
busted bus
bustedbus
"What is it about good sex that makes me have to take a crap?"
base
Urinating I could understand (BC taking the load), but crap? Do you do reverse kegels while at it?
"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."
bustedbus
No kegels, no nuthin’. I just strap 6# (yes! after two months I’m finally up to 6#!), have a seat, and start reading a book or doing my homework.
10 or 15 minutes later I get this need to take a dump. Feels like it’s gonna be a huge one, too. But it never is. Just a little single-grunter, one turd comes out and I’m all magically better. Damndest thing. I figured maybe other people on here have had this experience. (???)
I have this whacky mental image of my insides getting tilted and stretched and that last little turd that was left over from my normal movement rolls down the drain and out my rear.
No laughing!
busted bus
base
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Originally posted by bustedbus
Feels like it's gonna be a huge one, too. But it never is. Just a little single-grunter, one turd comes out and I'm all magically better. Damndest thing. I figured maybe other people on here have had this experience. (???)I have this whacky mental image of my insides getting tilted and stretched and that last little turd that was left over from my normal movement rolls down the drain and out my rear.
This conversation is SO over. :chuckle:
"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."
WestLA-90069
Yeah, too much information! :fie:
Thorne
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Originally posted by bustedbus
No kegels, no nuthin'. I just strap 6# (yes! after two months I'm finally up to 6#!), have a seat, and start reading a book or doing my homework.10 or 15 minutes later I get this need to take a dump. Feels like it's gonna be a huge one, too. But it never is. Just a little single-grunter, one turd comes out and I'm all magically better. Damndest thing. I figured maybe other people on here have had this experience. (???)
I have this whacky mental image of my insides getting tilted and stretched and that last little turd that was left over from my normal movement rolls down the drain and out my rear.
No laughing!
busted bus
Jesus Christ!!
Do you mind?!?
I’m trying to take a dump over here!
base
Next to your computer? Ho-kay…. `:-)
"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."
tps
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Originally posted by bustedbus
No laughing!
Yeah right!!! Next thing you know, people will be trying to stretch by putting their dick up their arse. ;)
Wait a minute. How come the title of the thread is “What is it about good sex…” and then it’s hanging that causes…nevermind.
This conversation is so over too.
SS4Jelq
base,
Thorne is known for taking multitasking to a whole new level.
SS4
bustedbus
Ummm… nevermind. That was a joke. Yeah, that’s it.
Man, Friday is not the right day to find out I’m even more of a freak!
busted bus
Thorne
Don’t feel bad, bus.
Hardly anyone on these boards gets my humor either.
These jerks!
And yes I was using a laptop while I was pOOping!
So HOOHAH!
iamaru
So you hang and take a dump whilst havind sex?
You are the master of multi tasking.
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