Airline customer service

Just thought I’d post this, it’s kind of funny.

I told the lady on the southwest airlines customer service line that I use a pump for erectile dysfunction, and if I could check it into luggage. It was a very serious question (and I told her this) because despite the little white lie about ED, I wanted to know if it’d get confiscated/red flagged/whatever.

I was hung up on immediately.

Now I’m hoping I can still get on my flight, or if I’ll be considered an obscene unruly passenger and get kicked off.

What the hell?

Lostracco

Ha!

Put it in checked luggage, don’t carry it on. You won’t have a problem.

Technically you can carry it on, but you probably don’t want to risk standing at x-ray with a crowd, while they pull all your gear out of your bag.

I have checked my stack of golf weights frequently. I know they got spotted, because they are steel and show up so well on x-ray. But there is nothing threatening about PE stuff like that.

Scream TWATEASER sent me, at those people! Just to see what happens….

Hey I got a stupid idea: let’s scream TWATTEASER sent me to the people at the airport.

Lostracco