Balls keep getting sucked into cylinder! Please Help! Future of pumping at stake!

What’s the point of trying to get a bigger dick when your balls are the size of tic tacs?

You fuckin’ with your balls too? Whats the point in not trying to get a bigger dick.regardless of ball size?

Never have understood this.

I just think if you lift weights until you’re built like a rhinoceros and do PE until you have a horse cock that it would be ridiculous to have hamster nuts because of using roids. If you have tiny nuts you’re gonna get jokes from females you get with just like if your dick is small. Oh well to each their own.

I regret mentioning the steroids in the first place. Everyone needs to watch the documentary ‘Bigger, Stronger, Faster: The Side Effects of Being American.’ Now, let’s just stick to the topic. Oh, and by the way… I’M NOT STOPPING THE STEROIDS.’

Really? Do some research on the hepatoxicity of acetaminophen (found in Tylenol). The overdose of this drug is the most common cause of drug induced liver disease and acute liver failure worldwide.

Acetaminophen is not the only OTC medication, and when taken responsibly it is safe btw; taking certain kinds of steroids responsibly is also safe. You can spin the OTC meds being more dangerous than steroids all you want but you need to stop lying to yourself. Truth be told, we don’t know what kinds of steroids you take, how long you’ve been taking them, and the how much you take. Just remember that most of these endocrine hormones work of a negative feedback loop……..your destroying yourself slowly but surely. Im only trying to help you btw. Just take my advice and go see an specialist and go on HRT before it is too late.

Feel free to keep on castrating yourself chemically, and I feel free to keep objecting to steroid use.

Look I am an older man and I have been lifting my whole life and I can tell you that real strength and long lasting mass come from steak, eggs, macaroni and hard work. And that whatever abuse you do to your body and glands while young, you’ll regret later.

Life ain’t blitzkrieg. Life is trench war.

Plus, can steroids help you do 1000 hindu squats straight?

What I’m on now is HRT. And I do appreciate your want to help. But, I’ve seen specialists and spoken with guys who have been on AAS for years. In addition to that, I’ve done an extraordinary amount of research on the subject. What I do is not done haphazardly. I arm myself with knowledge on the subject, then I proceed in a cautious manner. I’m not some punk who went into it blind folded.

So, what about the doctors who prescribe testosterone to their patients as a means of hormone replacement therapy? Are they chemically castrating them, too? Seems like an awfully large risk to take. Not something that doctors normally do.

I don’t know how old you are, but I know of several individuals in their 60s who took AAS in their youth (some even still today) and are not in poor health. Quite the opposite, actually. Don’t get me wrong. I agree that the improper use of AAS can definately screw with a person’s health. There is no safe drug. There’s always a benefit to side effect ratio. However, you make sound as though if one opens a vial of AAS and takes a deep breath, they pretty much bought the farm. Don’t take this the wrong way, but it doesn’t sound like a very informed opinion to me.

Of course, if your glands sense that there is enough hormone level in the blood, they just atrophy so the doctors who prescribe testosterone to patients who still have testicles are idiots and just making the case worse.

Who the hell still trusts MDs anyway?

Anyway I don’t have pleasure in arguing too much, but let me suggest you practice the exercise known as Testicular Breathing: you sit on a chair with your back straight and with no underwear. You let your huevos hang freely over the edge of the chair. Then with each inhalation you pull up your huevos, and with each exhalation you let them drop. Just try to relax as much as possible and to get into feeling your huevos and after a while you’ll get the knack. Aim at a few sessions daily of at least 36 breaths. After a while you’ll be able to do it during spare times like waiting in line at the groceries or attending Sunday mass.

Best wishes and God Bless,

Mentula

I have watched that movie several times and I`m still not convinced about steroids being exactly healthy or safe. Sure, the public is not informed about the subject and there is a lot of negative hype in the media (rightfully so perhaps, considering all the abuse). Proper use of steroids may not have a high risk, but personally I think the risk/reward ratio is too low when considering exactly what it is we are messing with.

Not trying to win you over though. Just my thoughts on the subject ;)

What exactly is the purpose of this exercise and what benefits have you reaped from it?

The purpose of Testicular Breathing is to bring blood and oxygen to the testicles. It is an ancient Chinese exercise that used to be recommended especially to older people who tend to suffer from low testosterone and testicle shrinkage but it benefits every male no matter the age.

The first effects are more supple, bigger, and more bouncy huevos. With regular practice the hormone production is also increased. Basically, it is the right workout for the testicles. You can add to it some slow squeezing massage and some light tapping with the tips of the fingers.

Just try it for a few weeks and you’ll bring new life to your balls.

I made it a regular part of my PE session. In particular, I do testicular breathing in between jelqing sessions.

Give it a try for a few weeks and then tell us how it feels.

It does not matter how big your salami is, if your huevos are tiny the battery won’t fire.

God bless,

Mentula

Took your advice and watched this documentary on Netflix. Definitely shines a different light on steroids. I personally would never take them because taking them for aesthetic purposes seems unnecessary, but everyone has their own hobbies.

We all have a very strange hobby as well.

Strange how I started this thread asking about pumping and that it ended up going in this direction. So, I’d like to conclude the steroids discussion portion of this thread with this thought:

What I do with my body is my business. Even if I were killing myself (which I’m not), I’m not causing anyone any physical harm and I’m not infringing on anyone’s rights.

Dude nobody is telling you what to do with your huevos but you’ll also understand that folks from a PE forum are going to sneer down any practice that shrinks the testicles. Perhaps we care about your health?

God bless,

Mentula