I've figured it out... 7.5 midshaft girth!

Wow. RWG

With a girth of 7.5 I’d say you need to drop the word regular off your name and become SWG (Super White Guy).

Super white?

He isn’t an albino I don’t think….

nor does he have a swastica tatooed to his forehead LOL

:D

How ‘bout Swollen White Guy?

:)

I took the name of regularwhiteguy because of someone I deal with through work… I shit you not, this guy is not good looking (not bad looking either) but very average.. I get complimented on my looks all of the time but get this… This guy has all of these hotties going after him ALL THE TIME! Even the girls I work with ask me if I know if he is seeing someone… I’m on good terms with the guy and finally had to ask him if he had a foot of cock or something else like a huge trust fund… He said;

“IT’S ALL ATTITUDE BUD, I’M JUST A REGULAR WHITE GUY”. He went on to say that he was actually smaller then average and he knew it but that didn’t stop him at all! This guy has a rock solid attitude *and* had went through the same thing I did with my wife with his girlfriend! I was envious of him for his attitude and ‘self worth’… Thats why I took that name, I try very hard to keep a good attitude….

T-Rex,

Thanks man, ‘super white guy’ cracks me up but Secjay is right about that one LOL… T-Rex is my favorite Dinosaur and I’m in to reptiles.. I even used to have two pythons but my wife threaten to leave me after the 15’ one ended up in bed with us one night LOL… My python was forced to leave with a stranger biker type guy the very next day… I had that snake from the egg stage and it actually hurt to see it go…

RB, you rock! Get ready for my PM, you have PASSED ME already.. And you try to be modest…

I love reptiles….
Raptors are my favourite though…. The T-rex was just a big dummy to me, just watch Jurassic Park :)

What was the snake doing under the covers RWG? Sleeping? LoL :D

Oh ya, the Raptors were smart and wicked but the T-Rex got em in the end…

BS!

the raptors went in and kicked butt!

The Trex was a big fat sumo bastard pushing the little sharpies around!

I think Sec Jay wants me to change my name.

:shrug:

Yeah, but the t-rex was kinda one of the good guys in the end, killing those nasty raptors to let the humans escape. That was kinda cute…in a very nasty and sick sense. And the raptors were mean.

edit: (also into reptiles, as sick as it sounds)

:xtop: Gentlemen. I love ‘em too, but…

(I wish this little guy didn’ t look so angry.)

Yeah, well, my gf was sitting on my knee as I typed that last one so I couldn’t come up with anything better (The blood supply was not inside my brain so to speak)

Trex you don’t have to change your name, just admit that you’re a bully picking on the smaller dino’s :D

Raptors are evil-ish. That’s one of the appeals… they are devil monsters…. COOL!

But as West LA is whining, Lets knock it back on track…. ;)
I reckon a Raptor would have been packing around 7.5 midshaft girth, Pre PE! :D

What say ye?

Anyone seen the docco “walking with dinosaurs” where the t-rex’s got it on. It looked painful and awkward….

and if RWG reckons that chick he bacnged was loose then he should have a go at a dino…. he could climb up inside and go spelunking, and it would roar “GET OUT OF THERE, PREHISTORIC MOSQUITO!” LoL

I just wanted to use that fun smiley and you guys provided the opportunity. I’m going to try the “beating a dead horse” one next. :)

Westla, whip it out in the blacks v whites thread… :(

I’m surprised the dead horse one doesn’t get used way more often.

:xtop:

:D

I’m saying that some coffee just came out of my nostrils. :chuckle:

:) :xtop: