Monistat Pumping Gel

No I most certainly don’t have eye trouble Tit, I can see exactly what you were getting at there! :smack:

I obviously wasn’t seeing too well though, when I was looking at the title of this thread! Why it says pumping in there now!

Someone must have stuck it in later :gulp:

Quite correct Ike, Go to a supermarket in a nudist place. So far as the attention your body gets you might as well be dressed in a blanket. (Probably that Would get attention. ) Anyway you might be buying for the Wife Girlfriend etc. Although if you said it was for W or G then she would know just who it’s for.

Mind you When Rue goes to a supermarket.The cry usually goes up OMG what are we in for today!

It’s on the way folks, all $119.65’s worth! :jelq: . They must have suddenly found some lying around, specially for me!

Want some Tit? :gulp:

I’m afraid I was a bit premature there, as I have just received a progress report on my order which was dispatched almost immediately as I recall. So I get to thinking that it will only be to advise me it will be arriving here tomorrow or thereabouts :nodding:

Your order will arrive no later that 13th June. Please accept our sincere apologies for any inconvenience you may have experienced with regards to the delay in receiving your order.

In an effort to show you our appreciation for your patience, we have included a coupon for 20% discount off your next order with us.

Isn’t it fortunate that patience is one of my greatest virtues!

:head:

Anyone want a discount coupon? :gulp:

Ike, thanks for the poop on that, how much is it in the United States? I just know they’ll yell “Price Check” if I buy some.

Rouss, maybe you can use the 20% discount on the Vaginal powders you like to apply :homer2:

edit: I found it at CVS.com around $16.99.

Motor Mouth! :smack:

I don’t really know why I’m telling you after that, but it’s only $5.99 on the website which Ike gave at the beginning of this thread, but if you want to pay $16.99, go ahead, see if I care :whatever:

Must make a note to order vag. pow. (that’s my secret code btw), in case I forget :gulp:

Well blow me, if it wasn’t sitting at the door today when I got home :rolleyes: . A pleasant surprise, one box and no customs charges or anything, mind you there wasn’t even a customs declaration to be seen anywhere, so that would have been a little bit difficult.

Thanks Ike, it already seems to make everything down there much more comfortable, when wearing Monkeybar’s Auto-Ext, which is all I wanted it for and I certainly have more than enough to plaster it on willy nilly as it were and there’s still that 20% off voucher, in reserve :spin2:

Don’t tell Tit it’s arrived yet anyone, I don’t think I’ll be sharing it with him after all :noreally: . Just joking Tit old bean. Now then, 4 divided by 2 = 1. :-k Tit, your pile looks a lot smaller than mine.

Never was any good at maths :gulp:

Glad to hear it, Roussie. I use the stuff every day for pumping. I spread a bit around the ridge of my glans and the inside rim of my cylinder. It’s just enough smoothness to prevent friction, while not being so slippery that ballsack skin gets sucked in.

I have heard somwhere or another I quite forget where and when (even if) But it might be good on lawnmowers,

Do you have a lawnmower Rue?

Try 4 divided by 2 =3. So I have 3 . Now your maths calculation was to do with money not goods. So it was correct. I get to pay 1 part, and get 3 cans.

Interesting point by Ike that it works well in cylinders! So that should be useful!.

Tit

Oh there you are Tit :whatever: , we were just wondering when you would show up, sorry I meant we were wondering where you were.

:-Y 2 hours solid already btw, with Monkeybar’s doofer and you wouldn’t even know it was on. :-k Crikey, I hope I don’t forget all about it, I’ll be enormous and you’ll still be, anyway, unfortunately for you it’s nearly all gone, yes all 4 tubes, what a shame. That’s what you get for mentioning the lawnmower! :nerner:

You can have the voucher I suppose :gulp:

Ike- If it dries immediately like you say are you able to get a good seal on your cylinder?

Sounds like it might be nice to prevent chaffing around the scrotum if you shave- tried it for that?

Did you try getting it at Fred Meyer? There are enough places around here that have self checkout that you should never have to buy PE related stuff from an actual cashier- I get my clamps at Home Depot and always use the self checkout… and even then I feel like someone is on to me!

Sorry Ike, can I butt in first, being the sudden expert and all? Good, now then Stubbs, don’t be standing perusing the small print too intently when you head for the check-out ie Provides on-the-go daily prevention and relief from chafing and irritation in intimate, delicate areas like the inner thigh, bikini area, and under arms and breasts. :uhuh: . Apart from that the rest is fine and Ike will no doubt fill you in on the pumping side, okay.

Now to you Tit, up to 3 hours with only a pee break to interrupt the stretch, but straight on again no sooner had the last little dribble hit the porcelain. Longest run ever, not that this helps you very much :noreally:

Moving on to that lawnmower business, well the guy on the phone said drain half the oil out by laying it on it’s side and it’ll be fine, and perhaps I should check the filter as well, it’s easy enough to find. Aye right, I couldn’t see any filter! (: . So I tips the oil out no bother and off she went, still belching smoke, but not nearly as much this time and just when I had started to relax, there was this most merciful bang!

:eek: Oh there’s the filter, wonder where that came from :-k looks a bit black and what’s that bit hanging off the front? Why it’s the exhaust etc, etc, it’s moved! The damn thing has only gone and blown the whole side out of itself! No more grass cutting for me this evening, no make that this week, it looks like a major repair job I fear, if it can actually be repaired at all!

Nothing to do, but carry on stretching I suppose :gulp:

What on earth did you do?

Do you mean it went Bang like :bang:

I can’t imagine what they will make of it when you make an insurance claim! It’s one of those things that get mentioned in the ‘classic claims’ columns at Christmas Time.

I really think this whole episode should be transferred to your Funny Peculiar Thread.

(Now where did I say that before)

I’m really sorry to hear that it happened though, But I hope you’ll forgive me if I

Tit (ter)

:rolling:

:littleguy Just back! Been round all the neighbours, we have a new emergency, fighting off developers all of a sudden, whatever next. Anyway, not good, the way things are panning out, I won’t even be needing a lawnmower! :mad:

And yes Tit, it went :bang:

And if you so much as dare to even snigger, well I wouldn’t be wanting to be in your shoes :noreally:

Of course it seriously interrupted what was potentially my longest stretching session ever and me doing so well :mwink:

It dries immediately, but it’s not like it starts out wet. It’s weird stuff. Roussie, can you describe it? I think the scientists at Monistat have serendipitously discovered a new state of matter . A sort of stable, room temperature plasma that can be dispensed through a tube and is thus far only commercially marketable to prevent fat chick chub rub. But who knows its potential? Right now North Korean agents are probably buying it by the truckload and smuggling it back to Pongyang to stuff into reactor tubes.

Nope. I’ll try. I shave my balls and don’t have a chaffing problem. Maybe I’m doing it wrong.

I haven’t tried Fred. I’ll check next visit to see if they have it. But I like buying weird shit at my neighborhood Bartell Drug. The cashiers are all older than dirt and barely able to see far enough to discern my sex anyway. I figure I need to do whatever I can to make their days a little more interesting and hence stimulate their atrophied minds enough to stave off more dementia at least until they can see the great grand kids sent to foster care because their moms are tweaked on crank.