Monistat Pumping Gel

I bought some of this chafing relief powder gel at the drug store this morning, suspecting that it might have some use for PE. http://www.soot hingcare.com/so … chafing_gel.htm

It’s weird stuff. Goes on wet, or at least as a liquid, but then immediately dries to become smooth. It doesn’t create enough slipperyness to use for wet jelqing or jerking off, but it does seem good for pumping. I put some on the ridge of my glans, the shaft, and the base. The cylinder goes on real easy and my penis isn’t sticking to the sides of the pump. But it’s not so slick that it brings in a lot of scrotum skin. It also doesn’t seem to leave any residue on the sides of the cylinder, so I won’t have to clean as often, unless I leak some pre-cum.

(Correction: I see it does leave a little residue. It’s not oily. Again, weird stuff.)

Of course, I had to visit the lady’s hygiene aisle to buy it. Then I put it inside a folded magazine until I got to the checkout. No other customers were in sight. The old lady cashier didn’t seem to notice, but then I’m sure she’s seen everything.

Which drugstore? CVS? This sounds much better than KY.

I got it at a northwest chain called Bartell’s, but I bet it’s at CVS, Rite Aid, Walgreens, etc.

I hope this is as good as you say Ike, for I went ahead last night and placed an order. It wasn’t possible to order on the site you gave, but there is a sister company https://www.comerxia.com which handles all international orders.

I should point out that it will prove a little more expensive to non-US residents, than you perhaps bargained for. Postage is free to mainland US as I recall, but it was anything but to the UK! The product is only $5.99, so I thought I would order 4, assuming that they would naturally shove them into one box, but :noreally: , it would appear not and it came to a grand total of $119.65 :eek: ! this is inclusive of handling, postage and tax!

I will probably be hit by United Kingdom customs as well, when it arrives eventually in a couple of weeks, as there is a slight delay due to it being out of stock, just to add insult to injury.

It better be good :gulp:

My pump routine also includes wet girth blaster jelqing both in between pump sets and at the end, so for me, this product doesn’t fit. I still like the water based lubes with a bowl of dipping water on the side to keep things slick.

Roussie, I like the stuff so far, but it’s not $119 good. No lube is $119 good. I’d cancel the order and invest that kind of money in a new pump or a present for a woman. One suggestion: go to your pharmacist and ask if they have a non-talc product that would eliminate chafing.

Rpissie,

You might find that something like Wheatgerm oil will do the job just as well - pumping that is- It’s what I use, and sometimes a little saliva to add to the lublication is OK.

Don’t think is’s worth $119

Petit

Damn, Roussie, I’d have let you have one of my gold bricks for $119.65!!

Don’t take any notice of him Rue.

I saw an advert for gold bricks, and they said it was a new flotation. I bought one and when I put it in water it sank.

Petit, my gold bricks are pukka. They’re Guaranteed to float. If you’re interested I could say BOGOF.

BTW I’m not being rude I mean “Buy One Get One Free”.

I’m not sure why you would use it for your penis unless you are uncircumcised and trying to prevent chafing of the glans. I use hand moisturizer cream for pumping lube and skin healing properties. It also theoretically will retain moisture in the skin and temporarily add girth (theory) :) . Moisture in cells would also cause it to expand and speed cell division. This would help you if you needed the skin to expand for longer length or greater girth. It should also work for those looking for more foreskin.

I doubt that, unless one were dehydrated, moisture content within cell walls has any effect on the rate of cell division.

Aahh! Now it’s two float or not to float - What a question

Is this addressed to me? That’s got pissie in there!

I’ve gone right off Wheatgerm now! %-\

Anyway, where’s all this pumping business come from, I didn’t intend using it for pumping and everyone is mentioning pumping now. :eek: ! Have I missed something here?

For once Petitpissie, you’re probably right.

Now then where’s the continue shopping button? Gold Bricks, yes, I’ll have 4 of those as well :gulp:

Well if you don’t use it for pumping the alternative that spring directly to mind is winking.

Do you have eye trouble? (I’m sure I have spelt that wrong too - can’t think of anything else though).