My cheap pump experiment

Panos,

I think you should definitely invest in a 1.75” cylinder now. Congrats, you have outgrown your 1.5 and are ready to graduate to the next level. You will get better results with a cylinder that lets you expand in all directions.

Hi gprent

You are telling me the same thing as supersizeit.

He said I needed, according to his calculations, the 1.875” dia. size, but since they don’t make them in that size any longer, my only choice is the lapdist 1.75” dia. cylinder.

But, since the cylinders cost so much, and neither my June nor my July budgets would allow such an expenditure, I thought I would just pump for “length” for now and in late July purchase the “wider” 1.75 dia. cylinder.

I’m not sure I want any more girth gains at this time. Unless I begin to gain in length, any more expansion in girth will make my dick even more “short and stubby.” :chuckle:

Thanks gprent. All of you, Supersizeit, lampwick, and you have been really helpful.

Panos, holy hell, those are some gains, man! I read that inch+ of girth in a month part and started reaching around in the couch cushions for change to get started. Congratulations!

I have to say I’m a little shocked to hear that people are recommending against your “length over girth” plan with your current cylinder. That seems sensible, and must be the only way to gain significant length by pumping, and yet all the vets seem to want you to move up a size. Maybe they could explain why this wouldn’t work the way Panos and I both expect that it would, because I’m very curious, and I’ve had a hard time finding something that I like for length.

Anyway, Panos, congrats again, buddy. Keep it up and good luck.

Hi cbwtg01

Thanks for the congrats. I am also shocked, but also happy. It was actually over a period of 2 months, not 1 month. I tell you, my friend, the lapdist deluxe vacuum pump system is the best money that I have spent. If you can do it, DO IT! I have nothing to do with the company, but I do definitely recommend the lapdist.

I just had a birthday (23June) and got some money from my siblings to “spend as I wish”, and so I did just that! I ordered a new lapdist cylinder, a 1-3/4” dia. one which is the next size up, and I’m in the process of ordering some “monty’s peweights.”

Being a Newbie, which I probably will be for some time, I have to listen to the advice of those who have been around for a long time and know their stuff, such as supersizeit, gprent, Lampwick and some others. Since they all seem to have the same opinion, I feel confident that they know of what they speak, and will gladly take their advice.

I have been told that girth is easier to obtain than length. It makes sense to me that if the penis is confined by the cylinder width, that the pressure would cause the penis to expand upward and therefore help gains in length. If there is room for it to expand width wise (due to a larger cylinder), then that would also take place along with the upward expansion.

At the moment, I am happy with my girth, but not happy with my length, so length is my goal for the foreseeable future. After I obtain some additional length (and I pray that I will), then I will think about working again on girth gains.

I am thinking about pumping, using BOTH of my cylinders, the 1-1/2’ dia and the 1-3/4 ” dia (when I get it). Maybe I can work on BOTH girth and length at the same time. I am going to ask the experts supersizeit, gprent, Lampwick about that to see if it would be okay.

Thanks again for your words of support.

Hey Panos
This is off topic, but I thought I’d give you some input.

If you are not hanging or stretching, you should be. You may have 2-3 inches of dick just being retained by very tight ligs. Warm em up and stretch em, and use some type of ads afterwards. I like the wrist wrap over a cloth underwrap. Fowfer tuck at night, and when sitting, driving etc. You should get some very quick length gains.

Hi manage..etc

Thanks much for your input. I appreciate it.
I think I will wait for awhile before I do any hanging. I will start with the [b] monty’s peweights /[b] first and see how it goes after that. Fowfers I do all the time (even right now!) and I do them every night in bed. They work!

By the way cbwtg01

I told a friend about your experiment. He wants to pump, but hasn’t the money for one right now. He’s going to try a Gatorade bottle and let me know what happens.

Years ago, college students ate goldfish, then stuffed themselves into phone booths and VW Beetles to see how many they could possibly get into them.

You may be starting a new college trend, ole buddy, that of stuffing wangs into Gatorade bottles!

Now every time I see a Gatorade bottle, I’m afraid that I will only think of you and possibly thousands of others doing the same thing. :chuckle:
Can’t you see it? Dorms and frat houses competing against each other!

CBW, if cash is short, you really don’t need the pump. You can actually get as much suction with your mouth as you can with a pump. The only thing is you don’t know, is how much suction you are creating. So you can buy the tube and go easy with a little mouth suction until you can afford a pump. My pump broke and I didn’t even replace it, of course I’ve been doing this for a long time and know the amount of suction I need just by feel. The key is go slow and don’t hurt yourself.

Hey, yeah, 007, I think I read that somewhere before.. If only there was a really cheap way to “check valve” it, so I don’t have to sit there sucking on a tube for 20 minutes at a stretch.

And Panos, I’m glad I could save a gold fish or two, but I’m afraid to see the repercussions of this one making the news.

“And on the lighter side, an entire fraternity was rushed to the ICU today after getting their penises stuck in suctiony Gatorade bottles.”

Can’t you just picture it? :rolling:

I started out that way with an aquarium cleaner. When you are at the suction level you want, bend a kink in the tubing, then clamp it with a one dollar hand spring clamp from home depot or just about anywhere.

A heavy duty metal filing clip like those used to hold a half a ream of paper together works well too.

I’d check Gprent’s thread Selecting Your Cylinder Size on that.

Panos:

Well, I wouldn’t recommend that you use both cylinders at the same time. ;)

You’re talking about staged pumping. You start your session with one or more sets in the smaller cylinder size and move to the other at some point. It’s a great way to make the transition to a larger cylinder diameter.

Of course, you realize that at some point, you may entirely outgrow the 1.5” cylinder and have to start thinking about doing staged pumping with the 1.75” cylinder and a 2.0” cylinder.

I’m just saying, these things happen.

Manage, that’s genius! $1 clamp, something like another buck in tubing, $8 for the gravel tube thing.. I probably need a hose barb, which I expect to pay way too much for, at, perhaps, $2.. So, a handy pumping solution for under $15. Not too shabby.

And Lampwick, I did indeed consult Gprent’s thread during my initial planning/dreaming phase, but thanks for the tip!

Hm, this thread reminds me yet again that TP probably needs a wiki page for DIY building, including sources for the parts, in the US, Europe or the rest of the world.
I mean, there’s most probably a cheap vendor supplying a sufficiently good substitute for the parts anywhere else, too.. It’s just that it’s kinda tough to find without running around for ages in home improvement stores ;)

What about a heading in the wiki like eg. “DIY PE devices, approved by Thunder(SS)” (and a sticker ;) ) ?

Ys