newguy23 Pumping Questions

I have a 1 3/4 x 9 I have a very skinny one especially on the bottom part, you know where you piss out of?The bottom tube.

How do I enlarge that part?WHen I pump the head fills up but the bottom part doesnt.ANy suggestions?

Also I have a itching problem between the anus and balls for many years,I beleive that led to the skinny inner dick and, the bottom tube the become very weak.I’m sorry I’m tired right now and it’s late at night I don’t feel like looking up all the terms.But is it ok to pump between the anus and balls?

By 1 3/4 inch x 9, I meant the pump cylinder of course

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newguy23,

As far as the itching goes, start using Gold Bond Medicated powder everyday.

I don’t know how long you have been pumping for, but if you have just started, just keep going and see if your expansion doesn’t slowly get better with time.

If you have been pumping for a long time, consider switching to full package pumping, where the larger cylinder pumps your entire package.

I hope when you wake up your typing improves.

Ok,I admit I was very drunk when I posted but,my questions still havn’t been answered.

And I’m here telling my story and I don’t appreciate the laughing.

Can you pump between the balls and ass? With the regular pump.

Also,when I put it in the pump my thing goes soft, can I squat while I pump.It seems to bring more blood in.

You initiated the laughter by posting drunk, so deal with it.

You can’t pump between your balls and ass with a regular pump. That is why I suggested full package pumping with a large cylinder.

If squatting helps with your result, then squat. Just do whatever works best for you.

I come here to tell sh*t I wouldn’t say to anybody else as embarrassing as it already is,get laughed at and treated like this?? I came here thinking I could get help.Man was I wrong

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Suave newguy23, suave…..all of the evidence actually points to the fact that people are actually listening to you, responding constructively to you, and giving you good advice.

Fact #1 There are rules at Thunders. Unlike most other places on the internet, shitty spelling, flaming, ad hominem attacks, and “internet-speak” (roflmao, lol, IMO, and etc.etc.etc.) are actually against forum guidelines so tread softly or you’ll be arousing more than amusement.

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Fact #2 Thunders IS an awesome place to talk about, share, and get advice on just about anything provided your request for such dialogue is handled maturely and stays within forum guidelines- so don’t blow it~!

Fact #3 ….there is no fact #3, it’s just a come-on, something to make it look like I have more to say than I really do…..

suave….

What exactly do we owe you newguy? Wait, I’ll get a calculator. Hmmm, the answer is, not a fucking thing. You want to belong to this group, you play by this group’s rules. You post tripe, you get tripe returned to you.

I asked a serious question,all I wanted was an answer.

I’m here to get a bigger dick just like everyone else.

I’m sorry to anyone I offended.Please accept my apologies.

Just another point,there is a spell check when you reply.The last time I was drunk I didn’t even recognize it.So please stop with the “spelling” errors bullshit.Anybody can be anybody here.You don’t need to go on and on about my spelling.

For all I know, you could be a deformed midget with a 2 inch dick.

I just came here to learn and hopefully make new friends.

Opsi! If you do not adopt a new attitude faster then a speeding bullet you will probably not last long at this forum newguy23. Just a friendly tip.

Newguy23:

As an August 2005 member, you’ve had enough time to know that spelling and punctuation mean something here. Different online communities have different values. Spelling and punctuation are part of the community culture here.

As to people going ‘on and on’ about your spelling, I looked back at the posts, and there have been two posts that mentioned your spelling. Gprent originally said “I hope when you wake up your typing improves”, and Wantsmore offered some helpful general suggestions about the forum guidelines. You are keeping the issue alive by bringing it up again. You could just drop the issue and watch your spelling and grammar.

I hope that you make new friends here. When I’m trying to make new friends, I generally don’t do so by speculating on whether they might be a deformed midget with a two inch dick. Let us know how that technique works for you.