Oops... I left my pump in the bathroom

I forgot to hide my pump after my workout late last night. It was sitting in the bathroom all day unattended. So far no one has made a comment but I’m sure someone has seen it. What am I going to do??

Who do you live with? Family or roommates?

Either way, I wouldn’t mention it. Just say nothing and people will not say anything to your face; they may say it behind your back but not to your face. Anyway, lots of people don’t know what a penis pump is, or rather, have never actually seen one. If no one said anything then you have nothing to fear.. So far.

What type of advice are you looking for? What to say about it? I’d not worry as long as you’re not asked about that.What type of advice are you looking for? What to say about it? I’d not worry as long as you’re not asked about that.

Just say that Austin Powers left it there.:)

Haha. Sorry had to laugh because the same happened to me recently. Nothing was said for a while then later she said, “you know, I`m not going to dislocate my jaw just to give you a blow job, so I wouldnt bother using your ‘equipment’ again”. I just replied “Well I won`t be happy until it scares people” :)

Vincenzo

Vincenzo,

I won’t be happy until it scares people! I’m still laughing out loud.

That’s a classic line!

Titleist

a52;

As in all good, dysfunctional families, just pretend that nothing ever happened.

Your mom’s really cool. Although, It’s in a weird way to sexually open way!!! )

Mom?

^ Yeah.What?

Thats what I hate about those dame pumps. I swear I will burn mine one day! I haven’t used the thing in over a year and I still can’t bring myself to throw it away.

Ha ha! You made me read that post twice. Dick. :p

With a name like The Pap Smearster you should expect cut up’s.

you can say that the pump is for the close tube of the wash-hand!

Or just make sure they don’t see Austin Powers again! Then they might clock on to what it was!