Pump vs. Edging vs. Night Wood Question

I know this sounds like a stupid question, but I have pumped on an off and if I happen to urinate afterwards, I spray all over the place (some one else here confirmed the same experience). This is due to the engorged state of the meatus. I remember this same thing happening when I got up from a long night’s sleep and proceeded to urinate as a younger child/adolescent.

1. I summarize that the reason for the problem as an adolescent is due to extended period of nighttime erections.
2. Do you experience this type of spraying from edging?
3. If so, would this confirm that pumping or edging is similar to the growth process as a child?

Just thinking out loud.

Try rolling the tip between your finger tips to round out the pee hole before you go. That should help straighten things out.

I just sit down to pee. Problem solved.

Yeah, but this is just not as manly…I prefer to make a mess

lol

Stand and pee in the shower. My spray pattern and ejaculation strength changed after my foolish teen activity of putting stuff down my urethra :/. One of the things I’d fix if I had a time machine.

Holy shit#:-o . Dare I ask.. What did you put in there? Oh and most importantly.. WHY!

Real men piss in the sink

HAHAHAHA!! Damn, I don’t usually laugh at things posted on message boards but that was pretty funny.

HAaaahaha! Good one Penflex!! Reminds me of one of the legendary Wadzilla’s stories

Siam!!!

What the hell is that?? that must have been painful! And I thought I was an explorating pervert…

I meant one of Wadzilla’s legendary stories…makes more sense

This actually was a serious observation that I thought correlated to growth I experienced when I was younger.

Buy ya, the sink works pretty well too.