Pumping prior to sex: need fast advice

Pumpers: I have a hook-up on Saturday night for which I have decided to pump prior to sex to get a nice fattie. I just bought a fairly cheap pump, but it seems to work - except that the tube is too short by far and my dick head crams against the top, where there is (believe it or not) a little plastic SPIKE between the two airholes that I guess is just put there to torture you!

This pump is called Xtreme Sports or something. At any rate, it does seem to create a good enough vacuum to pump my girth up pretty well, which is what I want.

My question is: how long before sex should I pump, and how long can I expect the lymph buildup or whatever to last so that I have a chubbier cock during sex? I am a raw beginner, if that makes any difference.

I am going to find a way to sneak into the bathroom to pump before the sex. So, how long before, and how long to pump?

Dangle

Start now. Pump at low pressure for an hour in the am prior to work and and hour at night (also at low pressure). After each workout apply vitamin E oil (pure). Pump Sat morning for 2 hours (taking a break of one hour between sets and cover the unit with more Vitamin E oil)… Take a nice long hot shower prior to the date and enjoy.

RWG

Forgot to add that you really need to get the correct size tube.

He’s a raw beginner, rwg. That’s way too long a duration for him to pump because he has not conditioning behind him.

Better to start out with ten minutes at 3 - 5 HG. He can practice this daily then do it again just before the big event Sat.

I would suggest just fuck her with what you’ve got. If you pump up before sex with her the first time, then you’ll have to do it before EVERY time! Spontaneous sex does not allow for pumping up before hand.

Just start a regular pumping routine. Some women are a little freaked out by a “water sausage” (lymph-encrusted-dick) instead of a good hard cock.

Good luck!

Ya man I’d skip the pump. A nasty doughnut could be embarissing as hell.

What works for me is to pump up (three 10 minute sets) at very low pressure (between 2.5 and 5) and then put a cockring on it. My girth goes from just over 5” to about 5.35” thick after the pumping and with the cockring on. My wife notices a big difference when I penetrate her.

However since my glans have gone soft from using a vacuum hanger/pump routine I probably won’t be pumping for a very long time, but what I said before was my pre-injury strategy and it worked well.

It sounds like he wants to sneak into the bathroom to do this, so time is going to be a factor. I would say do it for 5-10 min between 5-10 Hg. Different people get donuts at different rates, so you’ll have to experiment. The only reason I suggest going up to 10 Hg is because of your time restraints. Don’t do 10 Hg for over 10 min, you could damage stuff, and you might have a noticeable donut.

Or not be able to get it up and in at the critical time.

:funpost: BUT TRUE!

Dangleman,

I’ve made this into my little hobby, and it works big time if done correctly.
First, you don’t want to over- pump! If you do, what Avocet suggest might well happen.
I take 25 mg of generic Viagra 45 before sex :-) to compensate for a weaker erection after pumping.
Yes, yes, I know, you’re supposed to have a strong erection after pumping at a low vacuum, but this is the way it works for me.

OK, so this is what I do: The best results come if I do two sessions that day, one early in the day, maybe an hour of short pumping sets, 8- 10 mins each,
with light to moderate jelqing in between. I do dry jelqs during the day whenever in the bathroom, to keep the engorgement.
Then I do the same in the evening, trying to keep the erection as firm as possible when in the cylinder. This is important to
avoid too much fluid build- up. I do get some fluid, but if there’s a rock hard erection underneath the skin, my dick will
feel rock hard still. If possible, I pump as close to sex as I can.

I transform my dick from big to huge (at least by most girls’ standard, exclude some size-queens)
My girth goes from 5.6”- 5.7” to 6.25”- 6.5” mid-shaft, depending on the day, and how much fluid there is.

However, it might be smart to experiment on your own before trying it out for real ;-)
And have in mind that my dick is very well conditioned having been pumped for almost 3 years.
Go easy!

Good luck, bro!

Ahund

Guys: thanks for the great advice. Wish I had paid more attention to the tube, as one of you said. My unit is crushed up in there, in terms of length. At 8” I am about twice the length of the tube.

At any rate, I will take the things you have said under advisement and above all be careful - definitely don’t want to pull out a water sausage or donut! She might run!

Great info. I’ve been contemplating about this as well. I too will practice some pumping prior to sex on the DL(down low).

dangleman,

For a quick, cheap, and effective cylinder replacement, you may wish to pick up an aquarium gravel cleaner at your local pet store, and sand down the opening where it contacts your skin.

I would also suggest five minute sessions with two minute massage breaks between “sets” to keep the circulation healthy and better monitor physiological response, though I don’t know if that pattern will “plump you up” enough for the big date. I read somewhere that a session two hours before works.

Good Luck…

Ok, I have been doing this for years: here is how I do.

for the days before, do three sets as long as you like, I do 40 min sets, (morning, afternoon and after dinner) with very low pressure (low pressure means that you can forget about it and read something while you wait) and warm water in the tube (use your mouth to suck instead of the pump and then bend the hose and seal it with an elastic or some sort of a clump), followed by ten minute jelq sessions. When the water becomes less warm, release and start again. Every time your dick starts too become red or to swollen, wet jelq until it goes away. Your penis must not become red or swollen, just fatten slowly. The slower it takes to enlarge the longer it will take to subside. The day you have sex, do the third set before going out and, if you can, another ten minute set going to the bathroom just before sex. Do not use too much pressure especially in the last session as screwing up for five minutes is more than enough to get swollen and red like hell and if she sees it she’ll think you are a sick fat boner, which is no good at all.

P.S.

To make the tube a little longer and more comfortable, add some pvc to the base and seal it with some of that plastic rolls (domopack) usually used to seal food (roll it over the whole tube five or six times, starting from mid shaft and then bend it inward from the base hole the excess plastic: it will seal.) , you should be able to make the tube a quarter of an inch longer and much more comfortable.