Telescoping Travel Pump

For guys worried about packing equipment when traveling away from home, I ran across this Telescoping Travel Pump. Might be just the thing for keeping up with your routine while on the road.

I want one! Just kidding

Actually the base of that cylinder looks pretty comfortable. It probably leaks or will after banging it around a while.

I think I’ll pass. When I travel, I have no qualms just packing my regular PE gear, cylinders, etc. in my checked luggage. I try never to leave home without it.

Peforeal

peforeal,

I don’t think you would fit into that cylinder anyways! :)

This is just for guys that have expressed discomfort in traveling with their regular equipment.

The mind boggles at what the free gift might be :-k

My guess is it will be a little tube of lube. I’m thinking about placing an order for a different pump “Cyclone Force” so will let you know what the free gift they send me. It might be about 2-3 weeks before I order it though.

I must say I was fascinated by the advert given on ebay. The packaging has this ‘must have’ view. Then we see a thigh being clutched - Or I assume it was a thigh. Heaven help whoever if it was an actual - Well you never know do you?

Then in the background is what I can only make out to be a bum. I’m not sure of the gender of said bum as I’m not an expert in this field. However I’m sure JG with his section of the senate library (Man: Anatomy: Bums) will be able to throw some light on the matter.

Then we have the question to the seller at Ebay who is asked very personal questions as to how big his unit is both inside and out. I do hope in the interests of decency, the outside diameter has nothing to do with the ‘section’ above.

Great emphasis is laid on the Donut . I’m not sure of the relevance of that but my mind is definitely boggling again.

I wonder if someone could tender a question to the seller on whether it could also be used as an all-day stretcher. I would suggest a coiled spring inside the mechanism which could rest on the ridge, and grip the glans, with the anchor being the swelling of (un)said penis inside the tube. The longitudal expansion would be allowed by the tight seal which allows the tube to be lengthend and shortened as the day’s exertions wax and wane.

I’m beginning to think this will revolutionise the whole PE Industry. (Perhaps expand the whole industry would be a better description?)