Traveling with a pump - Airplane

Has anyone here traveled with a pump before, specifically on an airplane? I’m coming back to pumping since I never stayed very consistent and my manual gains have been near none. I travel for a living so I need to bring it on a plane. I’m thinking if I seperate my lapdist it shouldn’t be too obvious. Any thoughts?

I agree that if the components are separated, they should be less obvious. But, I’m also at a stage in my life that I really don’t care if some inspector that I’ll never see again in some airport somewhere knows or suspects that I use a penis pump. I have a hunch that by the end of the day they’ve seen stuff that would make a penis pump seem pretty benign. I would just hope that they wouldn’t suspect that it was terrorism-related.

I have a friend who is a TSA. They have seen much worse, it probably won’t phase them. A penis pump obviously can’t blow up a plane, so they have no grounds to give you a hard time for it. Random things she has found in checked luggage:

- Live fish. Not in water or anything, just laying on someone’s dirty skivvies gasping for oxygen. Obviously not live for much longer.
- Prosthetic limbs.
- Leftover pizza.
- Road signs.
- Used tampons.
- (Probably) stolen hub caps.
- Every sort of sex toy you can imagine, and several you can’t.

Things she has seen people taking on planes, in luggage or on their bodies.
- Cock rings
- Chastity belts
- Dildoes
- All sorts of porn mags
- Cooler full of meat

Your pump shouldn’t raise an eyebrow. Call the airline and check, if it worries you.

Yeah, that is unless he does a Steve Martin bit like the vibrator scene in Parenthood, holding the tube up to the light saying, “What the hell is this?”

:rolling:

Some previous threads.

Traveling on plane

Pump and Cylinder in checked baggage

Taking Pump on Plane

Put some wadding in it and tell him - with a bland look - it’s a coffee percolator

Some coffee beans would help :)

Well said.

If anyone were to ask “What the hell is this?” you could look at them as if they were retarded and say, “You mean… you don’t know?”

Haha, ya i remember seeing this in a previous thread but I couldn’t find it :) . I may be paraniod, but if anything with no labels and some socks stuffed in the tube, I doubt they’d care. Then again, they’ve rummaged through my bag just to find a few protein bars :o .

Just don’t bring batteries and electrical tape along with the tube and pump. For some reason I’m just remembering the Harold and Kumar Escape movie where they go to Guantanamo Bay and get harassed big “Big Bob” to eat a cock-meat sandwich. Be careful.

I don’t think you could pump it fast enough to actually travel with a pump, footeddie. I don’t think you’d ever get off the ground. You might be able to travel horizontally if you were on ice or something, but I think vertically would be pretty much out of the question.

However, I would caution you against offering to demonstrate its use. That would likely not help.

Haha, interesting thoughts :P. I’m thinking I can pass it off as a toothbrush holder for a sonicare :) .

Or drill a hole in a block of wood push the nozzle in and say it’s for flowers in your hotel room

Well, I’ll be back next week to let you guys know how this goes :) .

I like it!

The next time I fly the Sonicare goes in the cylinder.