Wanna Be a Star?

Err, cough, umm, err, cough, umm I’ll get back to you on that :rolling: <cleaning his tiny LA Pump that attaches to his thimble tube>

Hmmm! Psst!..T, I know exactly where it is, someone kicked it under the mat (the welcome one, which catches all the dirt). Psst!..T, I also know who it was, but I’m not at liberty to say.

‘Well Hi Toshkoi!, still playing footie?’. (roussie casts a glance in T’s direction and ;) ‘s).

“Toshkoi!, Boss’s office, NOW!”

“Sixer!, you dropped your toothbrush, there you go. Yuk!, it’s all covered in lube!”
:spin:

Avocet,

1) What level of experience is required?

2) Does the person doing it need to talk about what they are doing?

3) What points in particular would you like this video to illustrate?

ICM asked:

Avocet,

1) What level of experience is required?

You don’t have to be a pro or a vet. We want to show sensible pumping, not some “hot dog” going for 20 Hg on his gauge and coming out with bruises.

2) Does the person doing it need to talk about what they are doing?

No talking necessary. There will be a voice-over narration dubbed in later. We have an experienced narrator.

3) What points in particular would you like this video to illustrate

Assembling the cylinder and pump, prepping the cylinder with lube

Some kind of brief warm wrap - rice sock or warm, wet cloth

Going in erect (preferable but not mandatory) and twisting the tube to get the seal

Pumping up to the desired pressure, revealing what a cock looks like under appropriate vacuum

“Milking” the tube (some newbies don’t know what that means)

Emerging from the tube, showing that we don’t usually emerge with hard-ons of steel but with something between flaccid and erect

One could do a jelk or two at that point but the narrator can suggest that manual exercises go hand in hand with pumping

Finish with a brief demo of how to wrap cock and balls with a TheraP or ACE wrap.

You guys can add anything you think is important. We were thinking that condom pumping, bike tire apparatus pumping, etc. are covered enough here that they are not necessary to show.

Well, Avocet, it seems to me that you already know exactly what needs to be shown, and as the author of Pumping 101, you are our resident expert. And finally, you have a huge dick, which would make the video that much more interesting.

I think we’ve found our video star.

Ready for your closeup? I’ll alert Mr. deMille.

Thank you Chuck. That is flattering and much appreciated.

However two considerations prevail from my side: I am very shy about publishing my dick - anywhere, and told you all that long ago, and,

I am 64. Not at all bad for 64. But the fact is that younger guys than I would make this a much more appealing video and more encouraging to newbies than I could, so don’t call Mr. deMille.

How’s with you, Chuck? We haven’t talked in awhile.

I’m doing fine. Thanks for asking. Just wishing I lived in Hawaii.

Hey, the closeup was good enough for Norma Desmond, and she was older than 64.

Well, I hope you find some younger guy who isn’t so bashful. I look forward to seeing the video.

“Hey, the closeup was good enough for Norma Desmond, and she was older than 64.”

I look a whole lot better than Gloria Swanson did but I still say no. :)

We have a lot of good candidates here. And, we promise complete anonymity, a fear that probably holds some back from volunteering. We are not looking to film your face. Just your groin.

Now, I admit that if you happen to have a tattoo on your hip of your name and phone number, there could be a potential problem for you.

Well, that excludes me then.

Peforeal

Hmm how good quality should it be ? I’ve got a webcam lying around somewhere here (can’t remember where). I was actually offered $500 once to do some jelqs and stuff on video for a penis enlargement site, I told him I would think about it, a week later I had a webcam delivered to my door… I ended up declining the offer but kept the cam :)

I feel a bit more confident now anyhow and I have a pump. I havn’t really done much PE/pumping before but I know the procedures. What sort of anomnity will there be ? btw how does size matter in this ? I am 6 x 5.5

There’s no money in it here :) This is all about helping out other members.

>Hmm how good quality should it be ?<

Well something around 30 fps with around a 320 x 240 frame size would be good. Check the quality of the ones we have at the moment, they are not professional quality but they do the job.

Several shots from different angles are needed. They will be edited together to produce the final video.

>What sort of anomnity will there be ?<
Whatever is desired. One guy didn’t want even his nick on the actual video and that’s fine. Take as much or as little credit as you want. There needs to be some way to get the raw video to us and normally ftping to the Thunder’s Place server is the easiest way. We do need you to agree to hand over the rights for the video to this place though (we had a problem with that before).

Ok first I’ll see if I can find this webcam, checkout the quality and then have a think about it.