Experiments from Wuuldga'ard Laboratories

Greetings fellow dick pullers.

As one of the newest members to this excellent forum I feel a proper introduction is called for. As per the requirement for some level of internet anonymity, I shall simply refer to myself as Dr. Wuuldga’ard, CEO and Chief Scientist (and only employee) of Wuuldga’ard Laboratories for Science and the Occult. This being my first post after lurking the forums for several weeks and finally creating an account, I presumed my status necessitates the need to begin by documenting my experiments and progress. Here I shall record all my activities related to the subject of sexual enhancement, in all its forms. I shall attempt to be as accurate and detailed as possible to properly convey my ideas and methodology. With that said, I welcome any critiques and recommendations that this venerable community can provide to enhance the efficaciousness of my procedures. Let us jump right in, shall we?

Some base stats:
Subject Name: Dr. Wuuldga’ard
Subject Age: Twenty-Seven
Subject Height: Sixty-Nine Inches
Subject Weight: One hundred seventy Pounds
Subject BPEL: 6.5” base stat
Subject Visible Erection Length: 5.5” base stat
Subject EG: 5.3” average girth base stat (averaged from three measurements taken at base, mid shaft and glans)
Subject EQ: 85% - 92% standard

As it stands, I have already been conducting my first test on and off for the last two weeks. The procedure is simple, and is intended to measure my bodies capacity for “newbie gains”. The method has been to simply conduct 5 minutes of manual stretches in a hot shower. I rotate a downward pull, right pull, left pull, upward pull, and a straight out pull at approximately 15 seconds each, holding a kegel as I do so. Between each rep I conduct a few thigh slaps to ensure adequate blood flow. At the end of 5 minutes I perform a circular stretch for 30 seconds. Finally I cool down by rotating my hips and doing a solid 60 seconds of a horizontal left and right slap as a sort of calisthenics to enhance the stretch and increase stimulation. All of this is done on a 2 day on 1 day off rotation, and always after thoroughly warming the flesh and keeping it warm in the shower.
Results:
In approximately a week and a half of performing this maneuver, my measurements have already seen an increase. As of this last evening, I stood at just under 7” BPEL and 6” visible erection. This experiment will continue until I fail to see any gains in subsequent measurements.

Test 2:
I have been a relatively heavy smoker since I was old enough to buy cigarettes, and have also been imbibing copious quantities of alcohol on a frequent basis (I have a very high tolerance). However, understanding the negative impact my habits have on my member, I have begun changing how I go about my addictions. I have been cutting down to an average of 4 beers per day (still working my way down), and replaced my smoking habit with vaping, the goal of which is to work my way down to a 0mg nicotine concentration. Already I have noticed an improvement to my EQ, as I can solidly average about 90-94%. Testing will continue.
Addendum: Included in this experiment regarding health, I have decided to also focus other aspects. Primarily the production and flavor of ejaculate. Following the designs of Enigmatize in his thread on the holy grail of cum loads, I have purchased the supplements listed in the original post and have begun taking them in the amounts he specified on an empty stomach upon waking. Additionally, my diet has been modified. After giving the supplements time to digest, my breakfast consists of a single banana and 17 oz of water (never been a breakfast person). The rest of my diet is unchanged, save for occasional snacking on pumpkin seeds and pineapple pieces throughout the day along with a twice daily glass of pure pomegranate juice. Results to follow.