It actually works :l

I’m not even sure if celebratory posts are allowed here, but I’m so excited! I’ve been lurking here for years. Every once in awhile I’d start up the newbie routine, do it for a few days and then fall off. It seemed like a lot of work. I was naturally almost 7 inches in length and around 5 in girth, so I never felt motivated to put in the work, but always wanted a meatier member.

The last few months I’ve been dabbling a bit more with PE, not expecting any results at all. I ordered a bathmate water pump because, hell they’re just kind of fun. And let’s be honest, it’s pretty entertaining to pump before a first date, and did a little Jelqing for a few weeks. I then read a few scientific journals on traction devices, and ordered a cheap stretcher on eBay. And again, I had no expectations here. I thought, I have a lot of free time being a writer at home, why not?

I wanted to develop a routine for someone as lazy as myself. I put on the stretching device for about an hour in the morning while I drink my coffee and game a bit. Then I hop into the bathroom and jelq for 20 minutes while watching some Youtube videos, and sometimes throw in some ulis or do a little three minute pump in the bathmate. But only if I feel like it. Again, no expectations, just have fun, be lazy and relaxed.

Results:
Last night, for whatever reason I decided to measure up. I’ve only got some string and an old ruler, but there was no way around it. I’ve grown significantly even accounting for my crappy measuring! I checked again and again, and kept getting ~7.4-7.5 inches. And as for girth, 5.51 inches on the button every time. And it’s been a few days since I pumped, and even that was only for a few minutes. There’s no pump there at all. Guys, this is ridiculous. I honestly never really believed in this, and it was always a real struggle to even hit 7 by 5 inches. This really does work. I’m elated! I will be starting a log here with pictures as soon as I get a proper tape measure.

Edit: typos and trying to make this incredibly lengthy post shorter.