Good afternoon! (Here in the Netherlands at least)
It was a busy week, and an even busier weekend (I completely destroyed the bathroom with the purpose of making it prettier, and so far it looks like the Gaza strip but with reaaaally nice shiny floor tiles) but I think the time is ripe for a weekly update. I wanted to share my routine, and in my enthusiasm I forgot it in my first post. So, I started jelqing a few months ago, and only these last two weeks I made my own routine. I experimented and came up with something easily doable. It doesn’t take a lot of time, actually feels quite good and is a good moment to relax. “Count the jelqs, empty your mind” would make a great bumper sticker.
First of all: I stopped masturbating. It helps. It’s really f***ing hard sometimes (pun intended), but it actually feels right. Sex is much better and more rewarding too.
Secondly: I managed to cold turkey myself out of porn. That was even harder. I actually installed the Block Site add-on for Chrome to redirect me from my most visited porn sites to a vomit-inducingly colored Justin Bieber fanpage. Believe it or not, that works. Imagine wanting to fap furiously and then get slapped in the face by a pink site with lots of hearts, pictures of him and hearing that wailing “baby, baby, baby, ohhhhhh”.
Thirdly: I believe that those great gains I made in the first few weeks are 50% actual gains and 50% increase in erection quality or EQ. Groovy.
Finally: I try to add an element of consistency by working out more. Every other day I take a morning run, and jelq afterwards. On the days I don’t run I do strength training in the evening, and jelq afterwards. On sundays I usually do none of the above and just have a jolly good time.
So, my routine in a nutshell:
1. I go and stand under the shower. Considering I have two functioning legs, that is pretty easy.
2. I do the usual shower stuff for 5-10 minutes (shampoo, soap, playing with rubber duckies). So far so easy, right?
3. Stretches: regular stretches using both hands, at least for 5 minutes in total, in all directions. I already had my junk warmed up from showering. I never stretch “too far”, meaning I want to be at the point just before I feel discomfort or pain. Anyone who can reliably open a door without hitting themselves in the face should have no problem here.
4. Jelqing: I use regular soap, it’s nice and slippery and my skin doesn’t get dry easily. I use a good lotion afterwards anyway and I am trying to find a good lube to use. Simple, OK-grip or Y-grip 3-second jelqs at an erection level of 50-60%. I picked up a tip here: feel the head of the penis once in a while. At the apex of a jelq you want it to feel as rigid as during an erection, or slightly more rigid. If it’s rock hard, you are applying too much pressure. I alternate with an underhanded grip, where I use the OK-grip but with the thumb and index finger at the base. That way I have the impression I can get closer toward the base. Right now I’m at 200-250 jelqs in sets of 50. This is actually the only difficult part, you need to feel what is right for yourself. Blindly using someone else’s routine could result in gains, and they could also result in a very, very bad day. Don’t be that guy.
5. Rinsing off and stretching again. Like step 3, only exactly the same. I usually stay in the shower for a few more minutes to relax a bit. I do some kegels while I’m stuck there anyway.
Some measurements?
7 July 2015 (start of jelqing)
BPEL: 6,7 inch (17 cm)
Girth: 5,1 inch (13 cm)
Flaccid length: 3,9 inch (10 cm)
Flaccid length, stretched: 6,3 inch (16 cm)
22 august 2015 (after 6 weeks)
BPEL: 7,3 inch (18.5 cm)
Girth: 5,3 inch (13.5 cm)
Flaccid length: 4.7 inch (12 cm)
Flaccid length, stretched: 6.9 inch (17.5 cm)
30 august 2015 (after 7 weeks)
BPEL: 7,3 inch (18.5 cm)
Girth: 5,4 inch (13.7 cm)
Flaccid length: 4.7 inch (12 cm)
Flaccid length, stretched: 7.0 inch (17.8 cm)
Curiously enough no real length gains but a bit of girth for this week. Then again, it’s only been a week and there is a lot of variation between measurements and days. I definitely feel a little bigger every day! Mental note to self: take some more measurements in the week, maybe every morning before jelqing. Consistency, consistency, consistency.
Also, I found a great avatar to use but can’t upload it yet because of my newbie status. Damn.
Have a lovely day!
- TCG