PE Experiment Failure: Cold and Numb

Some time ago I had an idea that I tried out the other day, with some pretty poor results that I thought I’d share. The idea was a fairly simple one that to the best of my knowledge hadn’t been done before.

If you’ve ever laid in bed with your arm hanging off the side of your bed, I’m sure you’ve noticed that your arm will get somewhat heavy, warm, stiff, the veins might even bulge out a bit more than normal. Having your arm be the lowest part of your body increases blood-flow to it, so I figured the same would apply elsewhere. I cut a hole in a cheap massage table and fell asleep face-down with my package hanging through it. Only a few hours later I woke-up and found that my cock and balls were both cold and numb. There wasn’t any shrinkage or discoloration (as best as I could see in poor lighting and half-asleep) and have no way of knowing if I’ve done any long-term damage, but I was back to normal by morning. In retrospect it might be the same problem as sleeping with a leg hanging out the side of the bed; not being covered in a blanket. My third leg hanging out of the bed on a fairly cool summer night might have been enough for it to feel real cold with the rest of me under blankets, and the cold may have caused some numbness, but I don’t think I’ll be trying again to find out for sure. Sleeping on a face-down on a massage table is actually really uncomfortable.

I’ve got another experiment that I plan on trying soon, one that I have a bit more faith in and hope to post about sooner or later.

Be careful with your dong.

It not in great shape to begin with, so I figure I’ve really got nowhere to go but up.

Ah I see. I’m sorry. If you elaborate there are some guys on here who may have some advice. : )

Maybe in another thread.

I’ve had a lot of experience with getting a broken dick back into good working order, let me know when you start your thread about it.

No. I already know what you’re going to tell me. Saying “maybe in another thread.” was just a polite way of also saying no.

I have wondered much the same things… For example would gravity benefit clamping? If my unit points towards Earth, it should have a little bit of gravity assist right? blood will want to pool in my penis after all. Same for centrifugal virtual forces. I’ve tried swinging my hips while I kegel to above-maximum expansion in the clamp, but I didn’t find the results worth mentioning. The biggest boosts we’re probably going to get are those from the heart and vacuum pumps.

That’s two people you’re talking to as if they were one person.

Experimenting with your penis; I guess the years of wisdom on here don’t mean much to you. Good luck.

Is it wrong that I sorta laughed my ass off at this?

But hell, man, what can I say? I tried using those electrodes my wife has to shock her back muscles…

- Saul

Not at all. I was hoping someone would get a laugh out of it. It’s a true story, I knew the idea was kinda dumb going into it, but my curiosity was gnawing at me until I did it. I’m no comedian, but I deliberately made the title seem serious while slipping in things like “my third leg hanging out of the bed” into the post itself to break that illusion. The mental image of someone lying on a massage table with their cock and balls hanging through it is just inherently a goofy one.

No, I knew they’re two people. Both posts were about guys on here offering advice. I was telling boner7484 that the thread I mentioned to Lilhelp was never actually going to exist.

Well somebody has to do experiments, don’t they? How else do you expect to improve upon existing methods?

Experimenting is a great idea. Have you read the “Banding my penis” thread? That’s what experimenting can do for you.

Hadn’t before you mentioned it. Did a similar thing to myself a long time ago, I think I was 15 at the time. It got purple, cold, numb. Probably the worst thing I’ve ever done to it, I didn’t tell anybody about it, but I got better in a few hours. Unless there was a delayed reaction by several years, I didn’t do any long-term damage.

This time all I did is fall asleep with my dick sticking through a hole as big or bigger than you’d find in a rope hammock. I was more concerned about possibly getting a splinter or having the really cheap table break under my weight.