I just slammed a drawer closed on my penis.

2-octyl cyanoacrylate is helpful in EM as well as post-op. It is also found in over the counter things like Soothe-N-Seal, Dermabond, Band-Aid Liquid, and others. Cyanoacrylate was first used medically by US field medics during the Vietnam conflict. I keep some in the crash kit in my car.

But no, that is not what I did. (:

I have odd recuperative abilities and can often get away with cleaning wounds and sticking everything back together as long as the wounds are small and the pieces have circulation.

Did you have nocturnal erections last night?

How deep are the cuts?

Wow that’s pet-rifying. he he, haha.

You always bring em into your threads Ru. You might say you’re a top drawer. ha ha ha he he he.

Yes.
iamaru - I just slammed a drawer closed on my penis.

Most were only skin deep, just enough to bleed. The right front was 1/16” deep which doesn’t sound like much but is on a penis head. Any worse and I would have gone to the hospital. If the worst one hadn’t stayed stuck closed after I worked on it I would have gone as well.

>:< That one made me giggle!

Man, I’m going to have to have the whole church and all it’s members pray for you that you don’t do that again!

“Hey! Everybody I got prayer request! “Pray that Iamaru does not slam his dick in a drawer again, the guy is nut!”

All except the worst part has healed to the point of the scab falling off. :D

And did the scab fall into the catfood bowl. Uhh I grossed myself out this time,eeh!

I feed whoredog (cat) poodles and other small dogs. Just kidding she eats only dry cat food.

Iamaru, thanks for sharing the story. Looks like you will need a layoff from PE for a while, but I think penises heal fairly quickly, like cheeks.

Did you damage the drawer?

Personally, I think that he is taking this whole “Iron Penis Kung Fu” thing waaay too far…

GM

Can he take the training all the way though?

I was fine with plunging my dick into the beans and chilli powder, and the hot sand was actually quite fun, but I turtled when my sifu put a bowl of rusty nuts and bolts in front of my dick…

I just saw this thread for the first time, and it reminded me of a recent experience. I checked my diary and found the following:

4-25-07 - 3:30 pm - Heard the most Hideous sound echoing through the mountains, really gave me the creeps. Sounds like it came from the east, maybe all the way from New Mexico. Dogs on edge. Howling. Need a beer.

Almost 100% now. Just a thin crease where the worst of the damage was.

No way! This happened to me a few years ago. Horrifying

Do you have a cat?

I guess that must hurt, I got mine caught in a zipper once, hurt for a week.