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Originally posted by westla90069
“For years my husband’s weenie wiener left me totally bored with sex and totally unsatisfied, too. He’d park his ‘kiddy car’ in my ‘garage’—and I couldn’t wait until he backed out.”
That is so bizarre that I almost believe it is real. I guess the one guy responsible for writing all of the forged testimonials stayed up too late working one night.
If it was not so damaging to guys self esteems, it might be a fun job.
I raised my hands to the sky and yelled into the wind, “why God, why have you given me a kiddy car weenie wiener?” I fell to the ground exhausted, tears running down my warm cheeks and softy cried into dirt, “why, why?”
Thunder ripped across the sky, parting the clouds and allowing a single ray of warm soothing sunshine to rest upon my for forehead. As I looked up I was blinded by a beauty with witch I fail to have the facility with words to describe. I deep motherly voice called down to me, “buy acme penis pills.”
Ever since doing so, my wife grabs hold of my skinny pale ass with her muscular hands and pounds herself silly with my same old hairy kiddy car weenie wiener.
How did you think this story was going to end?
Cheers,
PS