Originally Posted by stevie31
Yes, I’m very serious. A few of my mates swear by it and won’t take it any other way. Sorry I can’t hook you up though, I personally refuse to even try the stuff. It burns holes in your brain.
Well, the way I look at it is that it provides better ventilation for the remaining cells. It’s like the old, “that kills brain cells” line. My reply? “They were weak and deserved to die anyway. It’s not like they helped me solve any crossword puzzles or anything…”
I kind of choked on my coffee when the realization came to me that people will insert things up their asshole to catch a better buzz. But this is also coming from someone so homophobic, that he told his wife that given the option on whether to let his kid die or actually insert that suppository up his violently ill sons butt-hole, told the missus, “Come home now and do it yourself, or I’m going tombstone shopping.”
I’m not very familiar with X, since I never did it, so I have some general questions.
If it burns holes in your brain, when you shove it up your ass, why doesn’t it burn holes in your intestines?
Does smoke come out of your ears from those barbecued cells? And after you have successfully burned enough holes in your brain, do you automatically know how to compose “techno” music? It would explain a lot.
What about people with their brains in their ass to begin with? Do they get a better buzz by inserting it in an ear? Their navel?
If I give my cat Ecstasy, will it be content to just hang there all bug-eyed, sweating, and kneading the living room sofa cushions for hours while listening to the Meow Mix jingle re-sampled at a high rate of speed with a throbbing beat? Maybe I’ll do an impromptu fire up of the furnace so the steam relief valves can fuck with it’s head.
Well, I’m off to the local CVS to buy some earplugs and cotton balls, so I can plug assorted body orifices, excepting my asshole and johnson. Then, I’m going to insert a 42 horsepower Wet Dry shopvac hose up my rectum, and hopefully teach my penis to snort cocaine…. :p
Knowing my luck, I’ll probably be running around like the aardvark in those old Pink Panther cartoons.