Improve the taste of your semen v 2.0

The thread below got me researching quite a bit. Even though girls have never complained about the taste of my salty tea. Then again girls lie about that stuff when they like you. Then once they know they have you or you put a ring on they’re finger and the BJ’s stop. Sorry. OK, so i found this stuff called “Semenex.” Its basically over priced powdered fruits, veggies and vitamins with great marketing. Its all BS. This is what they say: “Pineapple, Banana, Strawberry, Broccoli, and Celery at nine times their normal concentrations together with 3 essential spices and a select blend of vitamins and minerals”

Nine times they’re normal concentrations? That would reflect in the nutritional values, but it doesn’t. That’s why I’m calling BS on them. And that’s why we are going to make our own Thunders Place Semenex. Lets call it something else. “Disseminate Desert”? I’m not good with names so anyone have a better one post it.

So, as some of us know, the list of ingredients goes from first = highest amount contained in product to last = lowest amount. So if you click on the nutritional values link and look at the ingredients you will see that most of it is pineapple since it is first on the ingredients list.

Now, I’m going to make this really simple. Just cause I don’t feel it really needs to be perfect as far as breaking down the cals/carbs/protein to get something very close to semenex’s nutritional value.

So here is my recipe:

2 cans of pineapple chunks/rings whatevers on sale
1 Handful of broccoli
1 banana
4 stalks of celery
5 strawberry’s
2 multivitamins

Throw all this in a blender. Throw in some water, your favorite juice or milk for a smoothie. Blend until desired thickness. If you have cinnamon/nutmeg/ginger laying around the house you can throw in too, but I don’t think its necessary.

So there it is, amigos. The thing is I need someone to try this for me since I don’t have a girlfriend right now and the slut I can call up does not swallow. So someone please try this out for me. And if anyone has anything they would like to add to the recipe please post it. Lets make this a community thing. Thanks all and God Bless.

Nutritional values:

Website:

Whats the problem with tasting it yourself?

Not a bad recipe - however, I heard that members of the cabbage family like Broccoli actually aren’t that great for semen taste. This is somewhat debated.

So is it possible to make your seamen taste good? like fruity?

Or are we just trying to make it not taste so bad that the girl gags on it?

Well, it’s not really my cup of salty tea. ;)

But by all means, you go for it. Let me know how it turns out.

Arginine makes it taste significantly worse. My wife likes the taste far better when I’m NOT taking Arginine.

How often do you think/how long before this brew will start working to make salty tea into sweet tea?

Id say 6-8 hours till it gets into your blood.

Anyone have any good or bad results yet?

No one?

Men who are not willing to taste their own ejaculate shouldn´t expect to get a blowjob at all.

That’s another recipe for improving the taste of cum. There is also a lot of suggestions on that site as to what works and what makes it worse.

Instead of mixing the above ingredients, I experimented by mixing tuna flavored cat food, vinegar, Limburger cheese and raw meat. About 8 hours after I ate the mixture (BTW it tasted horrible) I laid on my back with my legs straight in the air where my penis was looking me in the face. The I jacked off until I squirted all over my face and in my mouth. I wanted to get the best taste possible so I kind of let it ooze down my throat. I have to say the taste was not pleasant, but when I took a shit in my backyard, my dog sure enjoyed eating it.

Shag….have you considered professional help? :D

Shag, you’ve contributed to my dieting just to let you know. I am going to skip breakfast this morning :D