NEVER put cayenne pepper on your dick NEVER

Yeah, that is it I am sure… Here is the excerpt:

What still amazes me is that this thread is even necessary… .

I’m going to start a thread— “don’t slam your dick in a car door!”

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Haha, I just went to post the same statement myself…

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We probably already have such a post.

Hey guys don’t knock it til you try it. It works, painful perhaps, but it works. When I come up with my new pain free formula I will fill you all in.

Crap! Now he tells me.

I just slammed a drawer closed on my penis.

Somehow I didn’t think red pepper powder and my penis would make good pals! Being a male and spending a good part of my life being concerned about my dick means however that it has had a lot of encounters read misencounters over the years. I guess we just want to put a bit of sensation down there with the hope that its going to do our dicks a bit of good and go about our businesses with straight faces!

Recently I put fresh turmeric root into sesame oil then added L-Arginine from a capsule. It seemed to dissolve, I wasn’t sure if Arginine was oil soluble but anyhow the blood vessels on my flaccid penis seemed to bulge out more than I’d noticed before. Was wearing black underwear and black jeans!! Turmeric stains! But no great sensation etc..

So, next stop to turmeric’s close relative Ginger!

Grate some finely, tell the wife you’re making some ginger tea and you read it was good for your joints etc just make up some story! Then squeeze juice out of it about 1/2 teaspoon and dab some on your glans shaft and balls with finger tips. Wait about 30 -40 secs and you’ll feel a sudden warm Whoosh! There is a slight burn but nothing intolerable just go easy initially I think we might have a winner here!

Elsewhere I read about putting arginine into a cream so I mixed some into a cheap tub of a body lotion. Just make sure it has water listed as an ingredient to ensure it will dissolve any arginine and that ginger juice will be miscible. It worked fine but arginine can smell with a fishy odour after some time. My point I enjoyed the ginger on my dick experience so much I decided to forego the cream mix business. It’s also Interesting to dab some on your anus and feel the heat! Ginger is much safer than cayenne for your dick!

I recently watched a show about Sexology from Great Britain (I’m studying to be a Sexologist) and they mentioned the growth of 1” from a lotion that contained pepper. So, I decided to try adding a little cayenne pepper to my massage lotion that I used during PE. I have a liquid version that I added to my lotion. I was smart enough to start in small amount and added more until I could feel it warming me up. Mind you that this was diluted in a lotion. It actually took quite a few drops before it had the desirable effect. Apparently, this liquid version isn’t as strong as you would expect, and I was adding drops directly on my penis with only moderate heating effect. I can say taking this liquid version added to water in a drink prior to my PE routine seems to be beneficial to the point that I can’t do the stretching to much in the beginning of my routine because it gets semi hard pretty quickly.

So.. I did it. I put cayenne pepper on my dick. I mixed cayenne and water. First seconds where not bad, I put it all over my balls and penis. I was feeling slight warm on skin. When I was massaging on it on my shaft I felt sudden sting all over. In that point, I knew I fucked up. One of my worst pains in my life, the dick felt like on fire (not in a good way). I rushed for some yogurt so I can lower the pain. I didn’t help. I was sweating from pain all over. I decided to go to my computer end found that dish soap can help. I rubbed my genitalia with dish soap and it helped. The shaft hurt even after. Don’t do it just don’t no matter how do you thing about doing it just DO NOT.

WTF??

XDD

Made my day!

That is pretty funny. Went to check if this was real. It did not disappoint.

It does in fact improve circulation and dilate the blood vessels. But you’d need to dilute it heavily, such as in oil (powder) or water (if already a liquid you bought or made). And even after you think it’s diluted, wait like 20-30 minutes to fully heat up before adding more.

I find the best thing for getting off hot pepper is dish detergent. Apply liberally, wait, rinse it off. I heard about vinegar but it doesn’t seem to work as well. Perhaps to wash off the detergent if you want. But the longer the hot pepper has soaked in the harder it is to get off. If it feels right after 2 minutes, then you may want to remove it right away before it feels horrible in 20 minutes and it takes longer to get rid of.

Not sure what the purpose of circulation and dilated blood vessels is though. I mean I understand how it might sound like a good thing. But I don’t know what the concrete benefit is, if it has one.

This is definitely a new one lol