Why I wish I was a woman

Well, Okay, I’m desperate so I’m posting this on a penis enlargement forum… k, yes, my life is weird.

There is a drug called parlodel, which helps with parkinsons, excess breast milk, and menstral problems. I am a man, and I have neither of the 3. Little known fact is it helps with weight loss. You guys got any ideas how I can get some, or convince a doctor to let me have some?

I was just reading about it and I didnt see anywhere in a Yahoo search where it talked about weight loss. It did talk about a drop in blood pressure and other side effects. Just google “parlodel” and you will find information and places to buy the stuff.

Be careful.

Of all the weight loss products available, why would you pick one so weird?

I have to agree with gprent, man try something natural before you try a prescription drug that makes your man boobies lose all their milk

Cider Vinegar (organic of course) SmallPenisMan42, the taste takes some getting used to, but it should help and it’s very healthy into the bargain. Try it in honey and sip it slowly, but don’t have the water any hotter that is sufficient to melt the honey, as it destroys all the valuable enzymes in both, as I recall.

If you can’t get it, I could send you some with pleasure.

You want to lose weight?

Go smoke crack.
Ever seen an obese crack head?

There is a book about parlodel by lyle mcdonald called Bromocriptine… basic summary:
Bromo is godly, and I want it. Please help me on obtaining it… screw your cinegar shit and natural things….
What’s more natural than a dopamine agonists?

I have considered telling my doctor if he didnt give me parlodel, i’d smoke crack since they both help with weight loss.

I heard about this thing called exercise I have been thinking about trying it, the worse part is you have to keep on doing it for the rest of your life. I also heard some of the side effects are muscle ache followed by muscle swelling it’s also been known to make your tired.

Hi, can you please go kill yourself you sarcastic fuck?

Here’s the deal, I love biology and chemistry, and actually take time to learn things. When your IQ reaches over 130, contact me.

This thread is taking an interesting turn!

Favorite lines so far:

Cdr.Blop
PS: I am sensing an “Ex” besides someone’s membership status soon…

SPM,

Your account is on hold. Your PM function still works. Perhaps you could PM Dino an apology. He can then let me know that he has accepted your apology and I’ll restore your account. Choice is yours.

Hmmmmmm……….

Sounds like Buffalo Bill again. It rubs the lotion on it’s skin.

I do hope he does apologise, smallpenisman does sound rather desperate about his weight and a very sensitive issue it is too, I expect, not that this is to excuse his knee jerk response to Dino in any way. For this reason only, I am so glad you went for hold Boss, on this occasion.

I have a feeling (as I suspect do you) that he needs to be a member here for more reasons than just the one in the title of the Forum and I don’t know where else he would ever find that support, other than here.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA

sry its just funny, thunder bitched that guy

:-k As I was saying, where else would he find that support!