Comments About Your Penis

Years ago my best friend’s cousins were in town and he asked me to accompany one of them on a double date, to which I agreed after he told me I’d probably get laid. What are best friend’s counsins for?

We went out on the town and I got plastered on Budwiser. She was not far behind me. We all ended up in the bed (separate). Now I was drunk. Otis was never this drunk, but I was. One thing lead to another and I banged her. Being the inconsiderate bastard that I was back then, I got on, shot, got off. But when I got off the bathing suit slipped off and she had to dig it out. Jump forward to the next day and my best friend tells me she was telling him that I felt like a broom stick. So from that day forward he called me broom stick. Of course, being a drunken male whore himself, he realized I was drunk drunk and there is no boner in such a state.

The first time I banged Mrs. 5379 it was early in the morning. I put the bathing suit on Dick Cheney and his ass fell asleep. Still, though, I entered Mrs. 5379. Afterwards she told me I had a big dick. I laughed and said, “I wasn’t even fully erect! I can’t fuck with a bathing suit!” Once again she assured me that Dick Cheney was the man. Believing her, I asked her to marry me right then. Later that night Dick Cheney would stand tall and I would bang Mrs. Cheney to soreness. Afterwards the comments were even more positive.

Since PEing Mrs. 5379 has made numerous comments about how big Dick Cheney has become. On several occasions she has asked me to stop PEing. I did until she adjusted and then right back to the gym for Dick.

A cup breasts wouldn’t mean they couldn’t be perfect though, bit of size never did any harm but I definitely wouldn’t disqualify any women till a through examination had taken place :D

I completely agree that men and women play all kinds of stupid emotional games with each other, but I also think it’s perfectly likely that a totally decent girl could make a hurtful comment without realising the significance of what she’s said. I think that rather than breaking her spirit by making subtely hurtful comments back I’d sooner rise above it, or better yet, wait until a girl who shares my attitude comes along.

To return to the original thread content I’ve had a few nice compliments on my dick. One chick told me, upon seeing me fully erect, that there was no way it was going to fit (it did, eventually). Another lay in post-orgasmic afterglow and claimed that if it had been bigger it would’ve hurt like crazy but at the size it was it hurt just right. I’ve even had one dude comment on my dick. When I get drunk I get a bigger flaccid hang (have no idea why really but it goes up to maybe 6” flaccid), so I’m at a club, drunk, standing in this urinal. Dude walks in, unzips, looks in my direction and just says “WTF man!! I might as well go home!!” I was more uncomfrotable with a drunk dude checking out my dick at the time but I guess it was a compliment.

Remembered a story of my own. I was at a party and went to take a leak, and while I was unleashing on the toilet the boyfriend of my friend Hana came in by accident. He was pretty drunk, and just wandered back out after mumbling an apology.

I went back out into the lounge to find that the guy had gone back to Hana, who was also completely wasted, and he seemed to have told her what he had seen, as she was laughing about it. The only problem was that he had been less than generous, and Hana found the concept of me having a “small willy” absolutely hilarious. She then told my then-girlfriend that she may as well dump me then and there, because there was no way she’d ever get any enjoyment out of it.

I was understandably mortified, but luckily, Hana was so drunk that she was fairly incomprehensible. My girlfriend and others who had heard had all mistaken Hana’s comments for comments made about her own boyfriend. They spent a good few minutes laughing about Hana’s public announcement that her boyfriend was poorly hung, while I kept as far away from Hana as possible.

You should have banged that attitude right out of Hana.

Lol, she was a lovely girl, just a complete moron when she got drunk. The whole thing made me feel incredibly embarassed but I never really took it to heart as I didn’t think my flaccid hang was that small, and also the guy was out of his tree when he saw it. What did get to me was the fact that I never heard it mentioned again, and assumed the worst: That Hana had told all of my other female friends when she was sober again that I had a small penis.

It stuck in my head for a long time that they may well have all wrongly thought of me as being poorly hung (at this time I was 6.25 BP x 5 - not big, but not small), and I couldn’t do anything to make them think otherwise. Somehow, standing on a table in the common room and shouting, “Seriously everyone, I don’t know what you’ve heard, but my cock is just fiiiine!”.

I’m now 7.25 BP x 5.25.

My name is SixerMan, and I am a hard-gainer :) Oops, wrong thread.

My warm fuzzy thoughts are, 2 separate women told me they could feel me hitting the topmost part of their “what-ever” the name is, they both said it was the sensation of something tapping against their stomach. Both told me this without me inquiring.

Another woman, when she saw me for the first time said “Oh, a big one”, of course her last guy might have been an “average one”, so everything is relative…

I am 6.25 to 6.5 (on a “good” day) EL

So here I am, for the last 2 weeks I’ve been back into the jelqing and hanging thing - stealth this time - and this evening the wifey tells me that last night at a wedding reception I looked very well hung through my trouser bulge. :) Not a bad little motivator :)

My wife stated when we first started having sex that I was a bit longer and about the same thickness as any man, she had seen let alone had sex with. When I finally reached 7x5 1/2 she said I should stop because I was starting to hurt her. Now that I’m at 7 1/4 X 5 2/3 she tells me I’m too big and it takes too long to get comfortable when I an in side her. Nevertheless, when we get going it’s all YA, YA, SO Deep, Give it to me, Fuck Me, GIVE ME THAT BIG DICK. Which is what I’ve been waiting for, for years. Cannot Waite to hear / see her reaction when I hit the 7 1/2 X 5 3/4 mark.

Size can make a deference.

As for what size is, the right size who knows every one is deferent.

Six months ago I was very content about my penis size and also very proud of how good I was in bed.I had many woman and none embersed me so much like a special lady that said me that I had the smalls dick that she had ever seen and she recommended me an enlargement penis size.I was terrified because of that.I was very ashamed of me.so a friend recommended me the pills from sizegenetics I tried them and really worked great.then after 5 months when I had almost 7” not 5” like I used to have.I met my girl again and I just wanted you to know that all night she was screaming with pleasure

1st bad awareness in my life was naked in the shower with my dad and looking at me and then at him asking something about would I ever be as big and having him look at himself and me and saying very seriously something to the effect of “I doubt it” He was right lol but it stayed in my mind -crazy! Second one was when I was in the 8th grade and my grandmother and one of my female cousins that was just out of junior high we’re talking about an art teacher at my school that had a reputation for taking home boys for sex and my grandmother was making angry comments that she better never do that with me or some such and hearing my cousins retort that she had changed my diapers when I was a baby and that there was no need for concern - whew! So.. I have always been aware of that part of me and sex with the ex was always great for the both of us and she claimed multiple o’s at times and I even managed to hit her cervix in rare instances - very rare - but it didn’t keep her from doing a head dance on me about my dick in the last few months of our marriage. And yes, I was aware enough at the time to realize it was being used as a sword in my gut to be turned but it still brought up old memories and insecurities that I have obviously not shaken. This has even been a point of concern for me as newly single and for a short time felt like I was on some sort of personal test/quest to see out of “x” number of women I fuck how many give a “y” or “z” response to the experience - one sick puppy! Lol I do appreciate this forum as it is nice to know I am not the only goofed up one! AND it is sorta cathartic to read about it and share it. Now if only I could make the 8x6! Whew! Thanks for the room to vent!

About 5 years ago, I just had a new girlfriend. We hadn’t had sex yet and we we’re taking a bath together. So suddenly she grabs my cock, but we had put bath-bubbles in the water so she couldn’t see what she was doing. I was expecting her to give me a hand-job, but she just sat there not moving her hand, just holding it. So I lay back and put my hands behind my back. As soon as she sees my arms coming out of the water she realises what it is she has in her hand and runs out of the bathroom.

Later at the dinner table she told that she though she had been holding my arm. Her (very pretty) sister then looked at me with huge eyes. Being that I’m only 5 inch girth (mid-shaft) I could have debated that my penis is nowhere near the size of my arm, but of course I preferred to let the women at the table live with the idea that I have some kind of monster dick hidden in my pants.

After the 1st fuck, my current GF told me that when I came out of the bathroom, and she saw it for the first time, it scared her.

Poor girl.

Her two other comments were: “It felt like you were in my stomach” and “No more pencil dicks for me”.

Bless you Thunder.

wantmo

My wife just bought me some Levi’s 505 Jeans. They fit my butt and crotch really well, and even give me a nice bulge that other jeans and dress pants don’t.

My wife’s comment on the bulge was: “hmmmmm. No more 505’s for you!” :)

She also wants my shirt untucked when I go out.