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You do need to get over the anxiety during sex though. Doing kegels and getting worked up isn’t going to do you any good. What I like to do when I start losing my erection and I’m not really interested in the sex, is to just fuck her really hard. I mean, I fuck her like an angry caveman on steroids! That always gets my perverted imagination going and she loves it. I usually wrap an article of clothing around her hips when I’m doing her from behind to get a really good grip, that way I can do her even harder. Works for me and it makes her feel like a dirty slut. Then, as she yells out from her orgasm, her sister runs into to the room to see what the noise is about. I grab her and throw her on the bed, lube up my penis and fuck her in the butt … HARD! When I come on her sister’s pretty face my girlfriend looks up at me, still dazed from her massive orgasm, in complete awe of my virility. I then shout to her mother downstairs to make me some damn pancakes with blueberries. After having a cigarette with the two girls I go downstairs. Her father hides behind the curtains in fear as soon as I walk into the room, naked with my big sausage swinging. As I sit at the table eating my pancakes her mom kneels between my legs, subserviently washing her daughters’ juices, the lube and some small amounts of blood from my penis with warm water and soap. When she’s done, I fart in her face. She says “thank you”.
I seriously laughed out loud when I read that post. Hilarious!
