My balls hang too low...What can I do so they don't hang!

Mine hang low also when real warm but not that low. I gotta be careful when sitting on the throne, Depends on the water level but they sometimes skim the surface. Not a problem in my throne but on someone else’s or a strange throne I gotta hold them up a bit. Never know what kind of bugs are swimming around in there. PS, only the left one touches the water. The right one is hung 3/4” higher. I would like them closer to the same level but stretching the high one seems not to have produced the desired result. Maybe several more months of pulling my nut will do the job.

What you could do is get a donkey to kick you in the balls, preferably at an upward angle. That should solve your problem. Either that or get a job where you use your balls as pendulums, like in a hypnotize routine done by magicians, that should make you feel better plus get some exposure.

Seriously, many guys would give their left ball to have a hang that low. Although, if one were to give up their ball/s to get a hang that low, it would take away from the point. But you shouldn’t’t worry about it, it’s a gift that your balls hang that low.

Hot_guy, may be you should work on you flucid length, to make you dick more hang. The more flucid length you add to your dick the more proportionate your ball hang will look to your dick thus visually the two are more balanced making your balls look less exaggerated.

Most Guys, like them hanging more, than shrank as I have noticed from contributions in this forum

Better to have low hanging balls than little rabbit-nuts.

I’ve heard an old man to have such a low hanger that his balls always got twisted up. He couldn’t sit down very well this way because you sort of pull the nut cords towards yourself and well.. when they are twisted to begin with, imagine what strained nut cords feel. He later got a scrotum reduction, so I guess there is such a thing.

You could always carry around a tank of helium, should elevate your nuts quite a bit. (sorry had to add to the comedy)

Well — seems like people have different problems. My feelings about low balls are different than some guys. Even though my balls are of normal size, my balls have always been drawn up so tight that most of the time they looked like a small boys balls. I would gladly be faced with the problem of low balls — watching how to sit or ride on a bike (I bike a lot and would find a way to handle low hangers.

About three weeks ago I bought eight 2 inch rings from Lowes. I started with 3 rings using the sock trick and filling in the gap between the rings and my sack using a head sweat band cut in two. This system works great — it is comfortable and I have no problem sleeping with the rings on.

Today, I am comfortably wearing 5 rings (my stretching measurements are 3 and 1/4 inches measured from the top-most ring to the bottom of my balls). I’m looking to be able to mount 10 to 12 rings (2 inches in diameter and 1/4 inch thick). That should be up to three inches stretch. (I just don’t want them to be so long that they get wet when I sit on the toilet.)

You talk about being happy with results so far — when I look down at the two beauties on the bottom of the 5 rings, I’m very happy. I say to myself “I’m a man.”

I will keep you up-to-date on the progress being made.

I have really low hangers too and they can be very uncomfortable.

This thread is five years old UK.

LoL

You think there’s anyone with balls so low they chafe his knees?

i laughed when i saw this.

as for hanging low it’s cool man, hen screwing a chick the swinging of the sac against the pelvic region of the lady give extra pleasure to both. in fact if it hits the right place near or on her clitoris it can hiegtne her orgasms.

look for the advantage in what seems like misfortune.

I got low hanging balls. Usually doesn’t bother me in the least and the wife loves them. However, when I jump up into my truck or SUV I’ve on occasion sat on one of my balls. Hate when that happens but overall I like that my balls hang low.

Awesome you got Yanni to post!

Hmm, if the OP makes a sudden reappearance after a five year absence, I’m sure he’ll appreciate your kind words, It-Urts.

Hehe, I’ve done that too many times to count.

I like when old threads are bumped. Most of us never got a chance to post in them in the first place right? Am I strange? :D

I used to think my balls hang low. But someone on page 1 said they hung 7.5-8 inches. That puts it into perspective. Reminds me of Jackass 2 when Knocksville dresses up as an old man and has some old hairy fake balls dropping out of his shorts and keeps walking around in public with them scaring people. At one point a dog started licking and chewing on them ahahhaha.

I have low hangers too, I like them.