Hell, you don’t have to do PE. With that dick, I’m sure you could get tons of guys and or gals that will PAY to do your PE for you! Just lay there and supervise! :)
Oh yeah, if I were you, I wouldn’t lift wts… I would try and get SKINNIER! That way, when you get naked, they will have to concentrate to figure out which is your penis, and not your leg! Put a shoe on that monster and they will never figure it out! ;)