Any Advice for a newbie

I stumbled across this site a few days ago thought it looked quite interesting. Every guy wants a bigger schlong right?

Any who, I wanna gain an 1/2” maybe 1” in length, whats the most efficient way to gain length? A bit more girth wouldn’t go amiss either.

My stats are: 7”(BPEL) x 6”(EG), so to achieve the lucrative 8 x 6 I need an inch in length.

I apologise if this is in the wrong place etc. I’m new so go easy on me.Please?

Words of Wisdom welcome and greatly appreciated.

Peace!

Oh snap! Sorry guys, I totally didn’t see the Newbie start here bit at the top, I assumed it was advertising and ignored it, most stickied threads are in the thread list. My bad guys. Apologies!

Welcome Slinky. Don’t be afraid and don’t apologise for nothing. All of the guys here are very friendly, and newbies are always welcomed.

But I think the moderators feel bad when newbies ignore the help provided for them by different ways. For example the thread at the top of the newbie forum is intended to make it easy for you to start. This thread contains all the important information you may need to start. So, reading this thread, and other similar threads, is a way to say thanks for the moderators of this forum

And her is some Collected wisdom from the vets and good gainers.

Good luck.

And by the way, there are no advertising on this forum.