Chicken Wings Speed up Penile Growth?

Hi there.

I’ve heard on some other forum (no link for you!) that Chicken Wings are the most awesome thing a man can eat, especially when combined with beer.

So, in the vein of Oatmeal and Celery, I now present to you some scientific facts.

I’ve heard from reliable sources that:

1) Eating Chicken Wings will make you far more manly than a chump that eats cauliflower soup.
2) Drinking beer will make you far more manly than a chump who drinks margaritas.
3) Manly men have massive, swollen penises.
4) Therefore, eating chicken wings while drinking beer, will give you a massive penis.

I suggest you follow the following routine, which is currently following:

1) Go to the pub, twice to three times a week, with your best buddies and have chicken wings and beer.
2) ?
3) Penile growth!

-Borat, likes his “suicide five-alarm” chicken wings

Chicken wings and beer are delicious together :D

Spicy-grilled wings and cold beer :drool1:

Sorry folks, I have been on this routine for at least 13 years and it just doesnt work.

What about chicken necks, Borat? Same magical effect, or no?

Just when I thought the recent threads in the newbie forum couldn’t get any dumber.

It doesn’t work without eating honey roasted peanuts also. The secret is a mouthful of honey roasted peanuts a bite of a wing and wash it down with a frosty swig of your favorite brew.

Geez, Dino. You always know the ins and outs of these things. Do the peanuts have to be Honey Roasted Regular Peanuts or Honey Roasted Spanish Peanuts?

Seems to me Beer Nuts would be optimal. I’ve gotten laid after eating Beer Nuts. Ergo: Beer Nuts = sex.

I hear you.

I am waiting for a :wiggle: to show up sometime soon.

I eat chicken wings a lot.. WHERE IS MY MASSIVE COCK ?! Maybe it’s cause I’m asian :| hehehe

Life is too short to take it seriously.

Eat a ton of soy, I hear that’s great for all things manly.

Well Borat, thanks for sharing the Kazakh penis enlargement guide :up: .

I believe whatever helps in penis growth is mostly found in the drummetts. I typically see women eating the wing which requires more work and has less meat while the men eat the drummetts.

Going to have to perform a self study but it could take years.

I’m pretty sure you are not taking the environment into consideration. Where you consume your wings and beer has a direct affect. I know the wings/beer at Hooters always seems to have a positive affect on my flaccid hang!