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Hello, my name is caressed and I don’t have a penis.
*Sigh of relief* I feel better for putting that out there. :)
I’m a female with more than a passing interest in penis, or more specifically, their owners. I’m a curious soul and after a bit of lurking have decided to take the plunge, take a deeper look and hopefully contribute positively to some of the forum discussions.
It’s good to have you aboard.
The swarm will be here shortly. Remember, most of the guys here are really good guys!
Started 7.75x5.75
Currently: 9.75bpX6.75eg My Picture Thread
Goal:10.0bpX7.25mseg Building a thicker unit, click by click, pump by pump, jelq by jelq!
It’s good to have you aboard.The swarm will be here shortly. Remember, mosst of the guys here are really good guys!
Thanks Titleist.
Swarm? Yikes!
*Adopts the brace position*
Nude pics please! :P just joking.
Good to have you here, welcome.
I lost an heartbeat when I read ‘I don’t have a penis’ - vision of penises gone to gangrene for mistaken clamping, fallen down hanging a ton….
So, glad that you are a female. Welcome in the house of madness.
I’m a curious soul and after a bit of lurking have decided to take the plunge
That is good, it means you have some idea what you are in for. Know that the guys really are a big hearted bunch; we routinely cull those that are not. It’s just that some of them have weird geek seizures around women.
Number of posts she can make before the following will occur:1. Guys ask her to supply neekid pictures.
2. She is asked if a big dick is the most important thing in a guy.
3. Guys become upset with her for saying big dick not most important thing.
4. She receives first marriage proposal via PM.
5. Guys accuse her of lying for saying that big dick only ranks #38 on list of important traits in a mate.
6. She is called shallow for admitting that, everything else being equal, 7”s is better than 5”s.
7. Guy with serious mommy issues has melt down and is banned for attacking her.
8. A poll is started with 84% of the respondents agreeing she is actually a guy.
9. Number of posts before requests for neekid pictures exceeds number of posts.
Thanks for maintaining standards guys! :thumbs:
Running a Massive Co-Front.
Perhaps you and Squirting_Andy can get together and make a video. :-P
Welcome to our little community.
Current: 6 3/8" BPEL, 5 1/4" NBPEL, 6 7/8" FSL, 4 7/8" MSEG
Welcome, indeed.
:_pump: :donatecar
Welcome, it is nice to have another girl aboard. Come on in and hop on the train.
Ahora:Longitud: 18 BP Grosor: :littleguy avanzado a los 14 EG.
Metas:Longitud: 20 BP Grosor: 15 EG.
Thanks for the welcome, guys. :)
I lost an heartbeat when I read ‘I don’t have a penis’ - vision of penises gone to gangrene for mistaken clamping, fallen down hanging a ton..So, glad that you are a female. Welcome in the house of madness.
Oops, yeah, apologies for the “no penis” imagery.
That is good, it means you have some idea what you are in for. Know that the guys really are a big hearted bunch; we routinely cull those that are not. It’s just that some of them have weird geek seizures around women.Thanks for maintaining standards guys! :Thumbs:
I do have some idea. Great list. :D
Hopefully my radar for ‘stupid’ will serve me well.
Perhaps you and Squirting_Andy can get together and make a video. :-PWelcome to our little community.
Vids? You’re very premature; I can’t even get an avatar yet. ;)
But you can already post pictures of your penis, just start a thread in…
Ehm, well, don’t mind.
Hello caressed, and welcome to the forum. I am sure that this place will help you understand men better, and I hope that your contribution to the forum will help us guys understand you girls better :) .
:chicken: My chicken is on the path of becoming a big cock! :rooster:
Lol
Thanks Chicken. :)
*Ponders how many Coq au Vin jokes have already been made*
I’m a female with more than a passing interest in penis, or more specifically, their owners. I’m a curious soul and after a bit of lurking have decided to take the plunge, take a deeper look and hopefully contribute positively to some of the forum discussions.
So come up with any conclusions after the lurking? Are we wrong for caring so much about dicks?
I'm a disciple of science.