Declaring an interest

Caring has to be better than not giving a damn. [Do I get extra points for newbie diplomacy?]

Welcome: Judging from your responses, you are damned sophisticalled, intellectually interesting and i.e., very fetching for this forum. Bet you will come up with some great threads!

Damn it! Another one of them found our clubhouse. Great, just great…now I’m going to have to wear pants instead of just hanging around on the couch in my stained underwear. This place is going to hell.

Just kidding. Welcome aboard and hope to see you chiming in.

Caressed:

Incidentally, you will soon know there are all kinds of goofs on this Forum There are even scientific “eggheads” that are more interested in the current sun flares than they are their dicks. Optimists amoung the general population, though, will be welcoming about the radiation warming their dicks, while the pessimists will worry about being shriveled up (we call it turtleing). You can just dismiss all that and move on. What a blessing!

Welcome. Hopefully your wishes for meaningful discussion are answered. As others have said, you should find plenty of that- but you’ll have to sift through the garbage to find it, and females have to sift through more garbage here than us guys do.

Hope this is a good stay for you. Enjoy the fun stuff, and ignore the garbage.

Great sense of humor and quick with a come back! Glad to see you joined us. To me, Life, Love and Fantasies is about the best subforum we’ve got. Some of those guys could use a kick in the ass from a woman like you:

Life, Love and Fantasies

:jumpblue: Welcome! :jumpblue:

Well, thank you, howardson.

Haha! It does feel that way, nowhereman. I don’t want to make anyone uncomfortable, so how about we all just get naked and hang out?

BTW, stained undies are never a good look. Correction: unless you’re Tracey Emin ?

Thanks for the goof warning, howardson. Solar flares are cool, as are dicks, but I’ve never experienced a solar flare first hand.

Lucky, I’ve already donned my surgical gloves to rummage. :P Garbage stinks.

Aww, thanks, sta-kool. :)

Those blue jumpie things are really quite mesmerising.

*Orders steel-toe-capped kick-ass boots*

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Yep! the swarm is here:)

Welcome on board caressed I hope you contribute to this board from another perspective

Gidday from Oz in Oz :)

A tardy response, but nevertheless:

The swarm must have been detained somewhere. Thanks for the welcome. :)

Gidday mate. :)

*Smilies courtesy of ThunderSS :)

I dropped the stained underwear and feel fabulous. I now clean my cheeto’s stained fingers on the curtain behind the couch. You know I’m one of the goofs, but a harmless one. My swarm is out in the garage but isn’t really up to working temperature due to it being winter here.

Welcome! I think it’s great that you’re here. You’ll probably learn more about men and their sexuality from this site than you ever could anywhere else.

When I read “I don’t have a penis”, my first thought was “awww poor guy”. Then I read the rest, lol.

Welcome.

Hi nowhereman

*Desperately tries to ignore the stained undies imagery* :D

Thanks for the welcome, jaydog.

Yeah, perhaps the ‘no penis’ thing was ill-advised. Thanks for the welcome, eponymous. :)