Dry vs wet

I’m willing to bet this thread has been discussed before, but I was just wondering if dry or welt jelqing is more effective

Thank you for your time, when I get more time I will use the search button

Search. If you can’t be bothered, why should we?

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Dry jelqing V Wet jelqing

Slack,

Do you need time off from Newbie duty?

No. Why?

Just that you seem more bitter and twisted than normal.

Maybe we need a be nice to the new guys week or something. We could use the slogan “We we all new here once”.

Well ya know, if someone states -

- this has probably been asked before
- next time I’ll search

that says to me that they cant be bothered to take a few minutes to read this -

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and then a further 30 seconds to find the answer to their question. So why should anyone else bother?

What the feck does "We we all new here once" mean anyway? :D

>What the feck does “We we all new once” mean anyway?<

Yeah. Typoo.

Sure

>- this has probably been asked before<

Pretty much a given in this forum, right? More stating the obvious than anything. If no one asked the same question twice this forum would be under four pages.

>- next time I’ll search<

Again, seems like stating the obvious but with the twist that he’s making a promise to search next time. In intent terms that’s a positive, right?

>that says to me that they cant be bothered to take a few minutes to read this -<

Ah, but did you search and find Twat’s Tech tips before writing that ;)

Exactly the reason to search. :)

I just checked, he actually said he’d search “when he has more time” as opposed to “next time”, but hey.

No, I didnt even know that thread existed. If I did, I wouldnt have spent as long as I did on my thread. In fact, I wouldnt have done it in the first place. (as there was already an alternative.)

>No, I didnt even know that thread existed. If I did, I wouldnt have spent as long as I did on my thread. In fact, I wouldnt have done it in the first place. (as there was already an alternative.)<

So you’re saying you’re to special to use the search page yourself or that search doesn’t always bring up useful results? Where’s the mightily confused smilie?

“too” not “to”. :)

I actually have no clue what you’re talking about. I said if I had’ve know the Tech Tips thread was there, I probably wouldnt have done the thread I did. I didnt search for it first (otherwise I wouldve found it. I just typed it up as a gesture to the forum)

How does that mean I’m too special to search?!?!?

>”too” not “to”.<

True.

Well you didn’t search and find the Tech Tips. So either you didn’t search at all (shock horror smilie) or your search didn’t bring up any useful results (not so shocked smilie).

Pat on back smilie for Slack making the effort though.

Ditto smilie.

I’ve already said I didnt search. Not searching is not the point. I did that thread as a help to newbies (and others) to help reduce the amount of duplicate threads (read - does masturbation affect gains? and whats a kegel?). If I had’ve known Twat’s thread was there I probably wouldnt have done mine - but then again I may well have, as the search part of Twat’s thread is quite brief. The thread I made goes throught it all in more detail.

Why would it be a “not so shocked” smilie if my (potential) search for Twat’s thread DIDNT find anything useful? That implies that you’re saying my thread is worthless and doesnt do its job.